Planet X by Anna Anthropy

DEAR AGENT: IN THIS PACKAGE IS A VIAL OF A CONTRABAND SHRINKING AGENT, SHRINKDEX-1. IT COMES FROM THE PRIVATE ARSENAL OF QUEEN LESBIONICA HERSELF. YOU ARE TO DELIVER IT TO AN AGENT OF AN UNDISCLOSED FOREIGN NATION ON THE BORDER WORLD, PLANET X. DO NOT HAND OVER THE PARCEL UNTIL YOU HEAR THE CODE PHRASE, "WHAT'S A CUTE GIRL LIKE YOU DOING IN A FLIBBERJIB LIKE THIS." BE WARNED: IF YOU ARE CAUGHT WITH THIS VIAL IN YOUR POSSESSION, YOU COULD BE SENT TO THE TICKLE MINES OR WORSE! BE CAREFUL.

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