I wish I could say that I completely hated this game. Unfortunately, as I happen to be a complete moron, I found it to be hilarious. Ever wanted to talk to wooden baby Jesus? Congratulations, you can lick him too. If you have never violated an inanimate object before, you have not yet found the true meaning of life, and must play this game! Keep up the great work on amazingly ridiculous games like this, creator!
~Chance Alciel
