Into the Dragon's Den by XanMag
If Dr. Seuss designed on Quest,
this may what became his best.
The adventures within this game,
will bring you danger, gold, and fame.
Your job's to join an elite crew
of thieves, of cons, and bandits, too.
So jump into this game I dare
and see what fortunes will you fare.
But, you've been warned about the end.
The dragon there is not your friend.
I wish you luck when in this bout,
Go out and earn that God-like clout.
PS.
Place your blame away from me,
it is The Pixie vixen be.
Oh, the game is very simple, yes.
Verbs are few to avoid a mess
so use 'use', 'use on' quite a lot,
'attack', 'kill', 'put', 'put on' are not.
this may what became his best.
The adventures within this game,
will bring you danger, gold, and fame.
Your job's to join an elite crew
of thieves, of cons, and bandits, too.
So jump into this game I dare
and see what fortunes will you fare.
But, you've been warned about the end.
The dragon there is not your friend.
I wish you luck when in this bout,
Go out and earn that God-like clout.
PS.
Place your blame away from me,
it is The Pixie vixen be.
Oh, the game is very simple, yes.
Verbs are few to avoid a mess
so use 'use', 'use on' quite a lot,
'attack', 'kill', 'put', 'put on' are not.
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SilverStone the dragon
22 Sep 2019
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XanMag
12 Nov 2016
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XanMag
01 May 2016
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Franceybean
01 May 2016
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XanMag
29 Apr 2016
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_HyperVortex_
29 Apr 2016
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XanMag
19 Apr 2016
They get progressively easier. Admittedly, the first is quite hard. All that rhyming would go to waste if the first was too easy! :). It's a song title from likely the most famous band of all time. The second is easy if you have a science background. O-3rd one is an anatomical part in the ear. Let me know if you need a larger hint!
Thanks for playing!
Thanks for playing!
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_HyperVortex_
19 Apr 2016
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_HyperVortex_
19 Apr 2016
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XanMag
17 Apr 2016
Oh, sweet sir, I need to ask,
If answer's nought, I'll tap my cask.
You say you play and do get stuck,
I'm unaware that my game doth suck.
Perhaps if you could be so kind,
Spot for me this error find,
And I will check to make it work,
But please do not be such a jerk,
To slander a game that is quite right.
Let me know. I'll fix tonight.
But be specific if you will,
Your comments I read and shrill,
The meaning of quick, stuck, and 'suks',
Or are you trolling? Should I give a ... Darn?
If answer's nought, I'll tap my cask.
You say you play and do get stuck,
I'm unaware that my game doth suck.
Perhaps if you could be so kind,
Spot for me this error find,
And I will check to make it work,
But please do not be such a jerk,
To slander a game that is quite right.
Let me know. I'll fix tonight.
But be specific if you will,
Your comments I read and shrill,
The meaning of quick, stuck, and 'suks',
Or are you trolling? Should I give a ... Darn?
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MAsterHusaam
17 Apr 2016
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Nick_Crafter
11 Apr 2016
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Marzipan
03 Apr 2016
Had some fun with this this morning. It's cute, light-hearted fun and I'd recommend it. Still haven't quite figured out the first riddle from Shay, but the second is easy enough so no trouble getting past her. Got a little stuck on the bear but I'll ask more about that and a couple of smaller issues I spotted over a forum PM.
I"m almost tempted to do the rhyming thing now, but trying to come up with this many even for a small game I'm guessing is something that would start out fun, and end with XanMag pulling his hair out and beating his head on the desk. :P
Er, I mean...
This game you should play,
Though I really must say,
All these rhymes, I fear
Had the author in tears,
Fuming at the Pixie's curse,
Course set, for better or worse.
Perhaps next time you,
should go with haiku?
I"m almost tempted to do the rhyming thing now, but trying to come up with this many even for a small game I'm guessing is something that would start out fun, and end with XanMag pulling his hair out and beating his head on the desk. :P
Er, I mean...
This game you should play,
Though I really must say,
All these rhymes, I fear
Had the author in tears,
Fuming at the Pixie's curse,
Course set, for better or worse.
Perhaps next time you,
should go with haiku?
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Elite Tech
02 Apr 2016
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