Me Smart Orc! by rrauwl

You are Lizzy, the smartest flying lizard in all of Panos!

Sadly, you've been given a task by your owner, Shaman. So rather than basking in the sun all day, you're stuck babysitting Dunwart.

Dunwart is one of Shaman's 'smart orcs'. He is a promising apprentice mage of the Jeywafa tribe. Indeed, Shaman says that this particular apprentice might be vital to the tribe's survival.

So what's the problem? In the world of Panos, orcs are cursed with stupidity every time they cast a spell. And Dunwart LOVES to cast spells!

Can you help Dunwart survive the day? Or at least survive until Shaman gets back and Dunwart becomes someone else's problem?

Special thanks to Ian Lee and Tim Vecchiarelli for playtesting, and Ash Stone for tweaking and packaging the code.

Play online Legacy WebPlayer

"Play online" now uses the new Quest Viva WasmPlayer. The legacy WebPlayer is being retired on 31 July 2026. If you have a Saved Game in the legacy WebPlayer, save it to a file before then.

Comment rrauwl

28 Aug 2018

Hey folks, this is the web version of Me Smart Orc. :) It's also available for Steam on the PC: https://store.steampowered.com/app/913690/Me_Smart_Orc/

It's short, intentionally so. But it has some replayability, as your options change based on how smart your orc is, and things like rewards and RNG can be changed or avoided based on your decisions.

Me Smart orc is 100 percent free, with no DLC. If you enjoy the setting and you'd like to reward the author, consider picking up the Bill Ricardi's books: 'Another Stupid Spell', 'Another Stupid Demon', and 'Another Stupid Apocalypse'. Warning: These books contain themes of fantasy violence, abuse, stupidity, androgynous were-cat love, greed, goody-goody minotaurs, bisexuality, foolhardy adventure, demonic armies, and rocks. If any of the above would offend you grievously, stick to the gamebook.