The Square Root Of Stupid by DarkariaX

WARNINGN IN EARLY PRE-ALPHA BETA GAMMA ACCESS

In a world of mediocrity and reality, one man, er, thing?... named "You" will forsake is reasonable heritage. His goal: Go to the world of antilogic, a place where there not just the absence of logic, but the active destruction of it, and defeat the evil dark lord Carl Sagan.

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Review RYAN_BOT_9000

14 Apr 2026

Great game, but there is a softlock that needs to be fixed. If it were fixed, I would rate this game 5 stars.

Comment broadwaydude

08 May 2023

Woah! Just played through it again. I never knew that there was more to this game! I always thought that it was hard locked, but in actuality, it’s just a soft lock. There is a way. And boy oh boy. There’s a big ol story waiting in there!

IT’S POSSIBLE, FOLKS!

Review AxisOliveYT

30 Jan 2023

Hilarious. It makes no sense, and that's the entire point. I was laughing the whole time. The only problem (As others have mentioned) Is that it's soft-locked at the painting. Incredible, though.

Review Techno09

02 Jan 2023

👍

Review broadwaydude

27 Oct 2021

Hillarious game. Disco dan truly is best dan. It pains me that even after all of this time you still haven't updated the game. I hope one day you come back and finish the game. People are still waiting for you, believe it or not.

Review Bravo

06 Jul 2021

It’s awesome, the randomness makes it great! But I like a lot of other people, I can’t get past the Washington painting

Comment broadwaydude

06 May 2021

It’s eternal, Baby!

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02 Jul 2020

Increadible. The only reason this doesnt get 5 stars is because their is no way past the painting

Comment medieval_lover

18 Jul 2019

It's really cool and entertaining!

Comment OnlyGirlMonsterH3R3

25 Feb 2019

This is a great game, but I get stuck at the Washington painting part... you should really finish the game :)

Comment edgymcedgebro

28 Sep 2017

how the hell do you get past the painting do you just keep clicking it is 3 am and I'm sad and tired and confused

Review The Rookie 523

24 Sep 2017

Hilarious game wish i could go past washington painting though

Review Jack3G

20 Sep 2017

This was a really good game and made me laugh but u need to finish it cause I'm stuck at the painting bit

Review Kane Parker

05 Jul 2017

Hilarious game. One of my favorites. The sheer randomness of this game makes me smile constantly while playing.

Comment snazzy ray

09 Feb 2017

Are you ever going to add anything after the painting bit?

Review LemonGrabJuice

09 Feb 2017

It sucked, like my mommy does to daddy every night when they think im asleep.

Review FantasyMage17

02 Feb 2017

A great game, but after running out of the stadium and challenging the guards. the game freezes. But I laughed out loud.

Review wolver

20 Jan 2017

Loved the humor, but stuck at North or painting. So couldn't find out what to do next or if this is the end :P Hope to play again, so many funny anecdotes had me laughing a lot.

Comment horrormovie

15 Oct 2016

die dan die #extra life and also bad golf pun but funny game though

Review Susana

29 May 2016

Fun game, at least until the hideout part, when there´s only the north direction for follow, and the Washington portrait for check... where the game enter in a infinite loop. A pity, because it was being fun. I hope someday, soon I hope, the creator come and end his story.

Comment Lowkey Divergent Kanachan

25 May 2016

I accidently took the heart out of dan o-o Whoops ;-;

Comment Ewokmaster

16 May 2016

Throw Edgelord,
You grab Edgelord's leg he is suprisingly light!
That just gave me a fit of giggles

Review TheTrumpofTrumps

19 Apr 2016

Hilarious game! Though the game stopped when I gave Edgeblade the candy. Not sure if it's a bug or not, but overall, awesome game!

Comment tank03

26 Mar 2016

I lost by giving candy to edgelord

Review Torren33

24 Mar 2016

I lost it at the part where the rock created a nuclear explosion XD

Review Aech778010

14 Mar 2016

Really funny humor my friend! Disco is the best!
Nice slapstick humor, and clean humor as well...
Keep it up my friend
Keep it up...
(manically dances towards you)

Review Wonderwoman132

15 Dec 2015

I know I'm a little stupid for asking but how do you get past the part where you walk through the holograms and there are the directions. mine only says north!

Review Maxwell82

06 Dec 2015

Pretty fun game! People should check it out for a little. It does become where non or it would make since. Thats about the only problem. Like in the beginning where you make a boulder move with a kale...

Review awsz4

02 Dec 2015

:) let's go kale!

Review An Ridire Dubh

03 Nov 2015

That's the most amazing thing EVER! I seriously can not, will not and even SHALL not imagine a more betterly constructed piece of mastermindedness of writing genius. This fast paced Action-Thriller leads you through an exiting non-stop adventure which blasts itself through every kind of dimension you could name. Unfortunately when I chose "Walk through the holograms to the other side." The game simply didn't continue. At first I thought it was a bug. At second the thought of the game simply being unfinished momentarily scrambled my brains as I feared never seeing, i mean reading, the end of this marvelous quest. At third, however, I said "Aaah" as I knowingly nodded my head. "Its obviously just a test" I said to myself. There was no one else in the room but I like to talk to myself when I play games of such high caliber. So, I'm getting off track a little. Basically whilst being temporarily shell shocked at the game ending so suddenly, I have to admit that I feel fuzzy inside with pure joy at being able to indulge in such an exquisite piece of text gamery. I'm already counting down the seconds until I summon enough exitedness to go play it again! Lets go!

Review Link8267

26 Sep 2015

Game is fantastic. The most diverse cast of party members, yourself, the edgy-est person around, mustard gas, and a brit. 7.8/10 too much water tho

Comment Link8267

26 Sep 2015

well the end of the game for now... i know the dev and there are like 3 worlds left still

Comment Kianpraty

24 Sep 2015

My friend was mustard gas.

Comment Nick_Crafter

08 Sep 2015

OK, I stand corrected it seems, that is the end of the game it would seem, I enjoyed it though!

Review Nick_Crafter

08 Sep 2015

When you hit that glitch that makes you have to reopen the game from your last save, and you have to then watch as it scrolls past the 500 times you had pressed 'Wait' expecting something to happen...

Anyways, Verry funny to play; Id like to see more in the future.

Review Alex Cristea

06 Sep 2015

Fantastic game, really funny and fun!

Review manam

04 Sep 2015

ILOVEYOURGAMEOMFG. ILOVEIT ILOVE IT I LOVE IT

Review BubblegumCynic

03 Sep 2015

Very nice narration, although a bit too nonsensical. Great story so far. Vaguely reminds me of The Stanley Parable, with a hilarious and interesting design. 10/10 would square stupid again,