S'pretty funny, m'dude.
Also, prepare for a lot of idiots saying "This induced a chuckle. In my brain." and "Ugh there's no way to win!"
TBH, neither of those matter. It "induced a chuckle in your brain" which means it's funny. And who cares if there is no way to win? The purpose of this game is comedy. I.E.: Journey, not the destination.
"She thinks you're a fucking degenerate."
Hey, having 666 pierced onto my forehead is completely normal, you fucking dirtbag.
Pretty good so far. -Flies away-
It was hilarious! And I'd be so goddamn happy if the school was burnt down and I didn't have to go until... well, until SOMETHING happened.
I'm truly just hoping that the gay insults and sexism shit was all jokesez.
I'd rate 5.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 stars if I could've rode Jim into the sunset.
Ha, I loved the point system so much, and the fact that the guard is basically always stoned? Hilarious!
I love it.
I don't want to write a review, though.
I saw the hole.
I jumped in.
I realized this was Undertale fan shit.
Then I killed myself!
Seriously, you need to read more into... well, race in general.
1: Caucasians? Not the base gender. Sorry, fam, you can can't go throwing "white pride" in our faces, ever. Just because someone is Asian while you're Caucasian doesn't make them "black" just because you have a lighter skin tone than them.
2: There are general ways to summarize the colors of one's skin. If you put five Caucasians in a line and compare their skin tones, one is going to be darker than the other. But their skin tones are SIMILAR, obviously.
3: Five races. Five. No more, no less.
4: Have you noticed how Hispanic people have different looking faces compared to Negroid or Caucasoid humans? And different skin tones? Exactly.
5: Sorry, but this only changed, like, one person's views. (Directly under me, I presume)
Viewing it as a game, it's shit. But that's not what it is! It's a story of your life! And it's pretty good!
Everyone's already said it, so don't say it again, idiots.
The amazingly retarded grammar is what is so amazing about this. Also, thanks for making it possible to jump in shelves.
So... literally only 1 way to win? Yeah... okay.
Very good, but I'm just wondering how to get out of the Afterworld.
I never noticed how much of a goddamn asshole Regis is.
This right here inspired me to create my own sort of thing called "Cereal. I Mean Life!". I'm really proud of that work, and I have you to thank for it!
This thing is funny, and very accurate. We all try to make our day fun, and we all have to choose between breakfasts, but you made that extremely funny! Quite obviously, the fact that you only have 2 suits, one of them being a dinosaur costume and the other being a cheesy 10th Doctor-esque suit all patched up, isn't accurate, but it's funny!
Graphics were amazing.
Sound was amazing.
Wait, there were neither of those.
I guess it's kind of interesting, but it got sexual.
Rename this "Shrinking Prank (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)"
Im Brock Bama
Dis was mazing
If I could, I would've shot my parents instead of George.
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It sucked, like my mommy does to daddy every night when they think im asleep.