A very funny game that had me laughing out loud at times!
The font was pretty hard to read, as others have said, and sometimes I felt that even though I chose a logical, or interesting option, I didn't get the result I wanted. But since I regard this game as a comedy as opposed to an RPG, I didn't judge too harshly.
No really, you should consider changing the genre of this game.
The second game makes it clear that this is a "satire" on the Role-playing genre. Fantastic. My only complaint is that the story is a bit choppy, but it's all good, the humor makes up for it.
I really like your story, and it's really funny. However, I feel like there should be more options to choose from. Oh, and your font was difficult to read :/