Tea and cake by jamespetts

The tea and cakiest text adventure ever.

Your main objective is to have some tea and cake and a nice sit down. Your secondary objective is to play Space Invaders in an arcade.

This is a retro-style text adventure in the manner of those prevalent in the early 1980s.

NOTE: The servers on this site are unfortunately overloaded and playing this game can often be unresponsive, although the latest (1.4) version of this game seems to have fewer problems. If you find that it becomes unresponsive, however, I recommend downloading the game and playing it offline.

Legacy Player: The "Play online" link above uses the new Quest Viva WebPlayer, which is currently in Beta. In case of issues, you can try the old WebPlayer.