Oh shit. Oh shit oh shit oh shit, you're a doctor. You just woke up in a lab coat in a hospital and everyone is calling you "doctor." You don't remember going to medical school and becoming a doctor. You don't remember anything at all from before this exact moment - what happened? No time to think about it now - you have a patient!
You are not logged in.
If you log in before playing, you'll be able to save your progress - which means you can come back later and pick up where you left off.
I don't know what to say about this. Incredibly unique, and the humour was very well placed, catching me off guard. I had to keep going back until I'd tried every outcome.