Memoirs of an Intern by cheesezard

This is a parody of office life that might seem abit too relatable at times.

You play an office intern in his first internship, learning the ropes on office life and encountering the most banal situations with the strangest outcomes. Will you be able to fufill your destiny and get that sought after offer that no one but you cares about? Or will you be distracted by the mysterious offerings in the office pantry and tabloid websites that while away your time? It's all up to you.

A note from the employer: ABC. Always be closing. Always be closing. If you don't get an offer the first time round, play again. If you do get an offer the first time round, play again. Play until you spot inconsistent, ludicrous incidents happening to you in your actual office life and you say: "Hey, I've seen that somewhere before..." and proceed to laugh about it to yourself.