Wacky Wonderful West Episode One: New Adult In Town by LuminousMacintosh

In the modern-ish-esque day, the deserts of Nevada have become illegally populated by Wild West impersonators, who have built an entire society based on the Frontier ways.

You are Abigail "Abbie" Lancaster, a nomadic cowgirl who exists to terrorise saloons and people alike, and your objective is simple: Get to Las Vegas.
However, even with your satchel filled with magic eight balls, copious amounts of coins, rusty metal and at least one nuclear core, and your trusty horse Bogart, getting to Vegas isn't as easy as it may seem. Actually, it is, but we just had to put that there for suspense purposes.
Aided by two nomads met by sheer chance, you'll run into feminine bandits, drunken goats, fallen currency, really weird looking guns, something called a "rapper", and at least one catcaller on your journey to the neon lights of Fabulous Las Vegas.
Just watch out for the modern technology people are using. They're cheating.

EPISODE ONE: NEW ADULT IN TOWN:
Abbie arrives in the town of Brimstone, searching for a road partner to accompany her to Las Vegas. However, she has more luck getting insulted and harassed by the population, rather than finding a permanent ally.
There's also a bit of property damage and crowicide in there somewhere.

Wacky Wonderful West is an intentionally dry "comedic" Western story created by Penelope "Becky 'LuminousMacintosh' Wilder" Rosenstock, Jane "Nessie", and Alexandria "azuritygames" Hethaw.

NOTE: Story contains content that might be unsuitable for kids and as such has a disclaimer in the beginning