This was pretty bad. You have game-breaking bugs that result from simply trying to use the toilet. Your descriptions are small and petty. You don't do anything to immerse the player in the game, and the programming doesn't help to do so either. I don't know what I'm trying to do unless you give me a hint to do so, or I'm scouring for help in the comments, and I'm generally an adequate text-adventurer. I can't judge the game on it's conclusiveness, because I couldn't honestly want to get to the end enough.
