All I can say is.... HOLY COW. This game is INCREDIBLE, if not perfect!!! This has got to be the absolute best non-professional (I guess that would be amateur) text based game I have ever played in my entire life! No kidding! I'm going to go put a chair in my pants and rip my arms off on a window! ..and then I will download the game and actually play it. Go get 'em, Steve. :)