Winnie the Pooh and his Lack of Social Skills by Nokhsa

Ever had social skills? It's terrible.


Well, your dreams have come true; to passively and obliviously dysfunction through mundane society, uninhibited by the fascist tradition of wearing more than a shirt, and enjoying a sensual rendezvous with Winnie the Pooh on a private nudist beach in the fleeting lapse of twilight. BUT WAIT! You ARE Winnie the Pooh!! (holy cannoli!). Narcissistic multiple personality disorder? No... that was long ago... in another time.... when you still stared at unattended babies in public. (Which means you won't have NMPD in this game. I'm so sorry. You do stare at a baby, though.)

And as far as you know, you have more social skills than a papaya that doesn't smell like feet. Jesusmagod, are you stupid. The best thing about being stupid is that you're too stupid to know you're stupid, despite your ignorance directly evidencing your stupidity.



I'm not saying that social ineptitude is or suggests stupidity. Haven't you ever seen The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh? "Oh no, you've broken the law of gravitivity!" Pooh hangs from a tree. They take him down and put him in his room, which is some cavity in another tree now barred sticks, intending to leave him there for two or three-hundered years. And he walks around with no pants or underwear. And he's never arrested for that.

So, you are both socially inept and stupid.


The ULTIMATE excuse combination!




Go excuse yourself, you baby-staring piece'a'papaya.

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**When you click a link that opens a new web page, immediately minimize it and continue reading when the music begins.**

The only time you'll need volume, it will be obvious. I recommend you just have it on from the beginning.

Trigger warning: infirmity and death of the elderly, homelessness, bullying, suicide, religious parody. This game may not be suitable for those younger than 18.