Kenny's Christmas Presents by Sam
You are Kenny and you have to get presents for everybody in your family. Kinda stupid storyline but fun and funny. This game is not lake some where you just get lost and have no idea what you are doing, Its more like, do anything and you'll probebly get further. This is not an Adventure game but gets fun when you start to rob your neighbours and stuff.
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ILOVEBURDS
20 May 2016
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pheobe
02 May 2015
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Andrew Trewin
21 Jan 2008
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Sam2
20 Jan 2008
The following is a note from the author posted almost four years after publishing this game:
2004, eh? Who knew the internet existed back then? I feel I should point out that this "game" was made when I was 10 years old. This makes me currently 15 and wondering whether I should be thanking the reviewers or apologising to them. I would like to say to "Dodge Bomber" and "Emera" that four years ago, you played a text adventure written by a 10 year old, who at present day can't bring himself to see what sort of trash he unleashed to the internet as a child. And to "Reaperdude" and "Diago666" who rated this monstrosity five stars, that you too will probably look back at something embarrassing you published on the internet four years ago. Namely, praising a game entitled "Kenny's Christmas Presents". I should probably say that Reaperdude and Diago666 were probably just aliases of me. That was something my brother did a lot (http://www.textadventures.co.uk/review.php?game=79). I tried to explain to him what ISP's were but he just thought I was making it up. (Despite how he was caught out every time by Alex)
So, now, in 2008, a memory surfaces out of the blue, something I thought was long gone and buried among other childhood memories: The URL "axeuk.com". I visit it to see if this website is still around and glad to see some classics still going strong today (B.J. Best's "The Lazst Resort") and that there are sequels to games I remember playing the week they were released (Nick Dablin's "The Mansion" series)
I just want to take this opportunity to thank Alex Warren for creating this engine, as it was a great and free way for me, as a 10 year old, to express my creativity. Unfortunately I didn't have any education or maturity to complement it but was lots of fun to make. Now that I have rediscovered the Quest engine, I feel I want to start making games again that I will most definitely look back on in another four years time, whe
2004, eh? Who knew the internet existed back then? I feel I should point out that this "game" was made when I was 10 years old. This makes me currently 15 and wondering whether I should be thanking the reviewers or apologising to them. I would like to say to "Dodge Bomber" and "Emera" that four years ago, you played a text adventure written by a 10 year old, who at present day can't bring himself to see what sort of trash he unleashed to the internet as a child. And to "Reaperdude" and "Diago666" who rated this monstrosity five stars, that you too will probably look back at something embarrassing you published on the internet four years ago. Namely, praising a game entitled "Kenny's Christmas Presents". I should probably say that Reaperdude and Diago666 were probably just aliases of me. That was something my brother did a lot (http://www.textadventures.co.uk/review.php?game=79). I tried to explain to him what ISP's were but he just thought I was making it up. (Despite how he was caught out every time by Alex)
So, now, in 2008, a memory surfaces out of the blue, something I thought was long gone and buried among other childhood memories: The URL "axeuk.com". I visit it to see if this website is still around and glad to see some classics still going strong today (B.J. Best's "The Lazst Resort") and that there are sequels to games I remember playing the week they were released (Nick Dablin's "The Mansion" series)
I just want to take this opportunity to thank Alex Warren for creating this engine, as it was a great and free way for me, as a 10 year old, to express my creativity. Unfortunately I didn't have any education or maturity to complement it but was lots of fun to make. Now that I have rediscovered the Quest engine, I feel I want to start making games again that I will most definitely look back on in another four years time, whe
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Tai
29 Jul 2007
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Emera
18 Nov 2005
Well, To be honest, I found myself looking at things with the description "I'm Looking." ... And buities is a huge spelling error, Just noticing that, I wonder how old you were... (I don't really mind spelling errors like that, however, They dont determine the quality of a game.)
You really didn't put enough depth into it,
I don't know why those two rated it so high.
It needs writing skills, Character! Make snappy or humourus comments from yourself on objects when looking at them, Or... Something! It needs more explination, And jeez... You find yourself parachuting? Why? Details, please. Plus your neighbors didn't seem to care that you broke into their house, And the kids wouldnt speak.
Maybe you could re-do it. I was trying not to be so critical because you were younger, But how old were you???
You really didn't put enough depth into it,
I don't know why those two rated it so high.
It needs writing skills, Character! Make snappy or humourus comments from yourself on objects when looking at them, Or... Something! It needs more explination, And jeez... You find yourself parachuting? Why? Details, please. Plus your neighbors didn't seem to care that you broke into their house, And the kids wouldnt speak.
Maybe you could re-do it. I was trying not to be so critical because you were younger, But how old were you???
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Emera
18 Nov 2005
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Dodge Bomber
27 Sep 2004
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Reaperdude
12 Apr 2004
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diago666
06 Mar 2004
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Sam
12 Feb 2004
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