Ultimate Escape by GAMER!

Review Andrew Trewin

Ugh. Im not even going to bother playing the damn thing.

Review Demeter

This game has obviously not been proofread as it is riddled with spelling errors, grammar issues and typos.

The prose is boring and uninformative. Thanks, btw, for letting me know that the TV is a TV, the bathtub is a bathtub and the microwave is a microwave. That was totally helpful and not at all a waste of the look command.

Writing correctly and writing well have to be the two most important parts of a TEXT adventure. There are other issues with this game, but if the author couldn't even figure out the basics, you can probably imagine how well he handled everything else.

Comment GAMER!

Your lack of speech david? Laughing? Well where's the game? I'm waiting!

Comment Dav

Just to clarify, I haven't actually played the game. I'm just enjoying the comments. Fantastic work you two! ;-D

Review Dav

I'm giving this "back and forth" my first ever 5-star rating. I'm really enjoying it, and hope to see more soon!

Comment David Whyld

My lack of "speach"? Hahhahahahahahaaha.

Comment GAMER!

Your lack of speach says it all.

Comment GAMER!

No comment?

Comment GAMER!

oK THEN WRITE THE SUPERIOR GAME THAT YOU SEEM TO THINK i CAN WRITE.

Comment David Whyld

They're all crap if you've written them because you don't know the first thing about game writing.

And learn to spell "appalling". All your games are so it's a good idea to know how to spell the word.

Comment GAMER!

Have you even played it yet?

Comment GAMER!

Also David they aren't equally bad. Doomed was apauling. How can an apauling game and a slightly better game be equally bad?

Comment GAMER!

David have you ever written anything gould about a game on this website?

Comment David Whyld

"Every one's probably sick of my games by now"

Hell yes. When you write as many games as you do, and they're all equally bad, it's hard not to be sick of them.

Comment GAMER!

Every one's probably sick of my games by now but play it anyway.