Suicide by Dan Doyle III

Tonight's the night you are going to kill yourself. You walk into the bathroom, realizing that this is the last room you're ever going to be in alive. The thought is both terrifying and liberating.

This is a one-room game where you play a character ready to kill herself. The challenge is in deciding on a method that actually works. There are 29 different endings to the game, some involving unsuccessful deaths, some involving successful deaths, as well as some involving alternatives to death.

The game involves elements of dark humor, and is not difficult. Drug use is possible, and adult scenarios is kind of a give in (considering it's related to suicide), but it isn't tastless. The intention is to show the consequences of failed suicide attempts, as well as the family consequences of successful suicide.

Given that there are so many endings, the game is never "unwinnable" (especially since death is a goal), however you may render a given ending unreachable by your actions. The game is very short and not overly difficult.
Information in this game listing is copyright tggdan3, is taken from IFDB, and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 United States License.
Comment SuperStarryR
03 Jun 2023
Okay, so I have MOST of the endings???

FAILURE
Fail to kill yourself three times in ways that DO NOT end the game. The ways of doing this that I've found are:
Smashing yourself in the throat with the hammer (Open lower cabinet - take hammer - smash throat)
Trying to hang yourself on the shower rod. (Tie noose - Tie noose to shower rod - Tie noose to neck - Jump)
And trying to electrocute yourself with the hairdryer (Open lower cabinet - Take dryer - Fill tub - Get in - Plug in dryer - Turn on Dryer - Put dryer in tub)
after completing these actions, the words "Feeling very stupid" should appear at the top of the screen. Then you can leave the room.

CATHARSIS
This one is a bit harder to get- But basically, you're supposed to vent out your frustration until you don't WANT to commit suicide anymore. There's a bunch of actions that let you get closer to doing this.
Slashing up your dress (With razor)
Crying/screaming
Writing (About Prom/poetry/love/feelings (DO NOT write about family, this will take you back a step.))
Bathing/relaxing in the bath.
After a while, the black bar at the top of the screen should say "Hopeful." At this point, you can leave the room.

CLOSE THE DOOR
Take off your clothes - Fill tub - Get in
Now this is very important. Wait until the clock on the top left corner says 11:30. it'll take a while, but be patient.
Then masturbate.

MAGIC FINGERS
Follow the instructions for CLOSE THE DOOR, but this time, don't wait.

THERAPEUTIC
Open the toilet tank. There's a bottle inside. Take it, open it, and eat the pill that's inside.
It's Ecstasy.
Then you just wait until your parents get home.

CATHARTIC PROCRASTINATION
Do the things that make you feel hopeful again, then wait until your parents get home.

PROCRASTINATION
Just wait until your parents get home.

UNCONCIOUS DROWNING
Drink ALL of the Vodka, and eat the Aspirin, fill the tub, get in, and wait.

GIRL INTERRUPTED
Eat the Aspirin, Drink ALL the Vodka

27 Jan 2023
Thanks for this game. Something happened to me today that made me really depressed. I made this account only for this comment. With this game, I can just simulate harm without actually doing it.

Comment Harumaki
11 Jul 2022
Drunken entanglement: eat aspirin, drink vodka till drunk, enter tub, fill tub, wait untill caught

Comment Harumaki
11 Jul 2022
Assumed murder: drink vodka, eat aspirin, wait till the pill kicks in, enter tub, fill tub, tie yourself up, drown

Blood thinner: eat aspirin, drink vodka till drunk, cut wirst

Blow head: eat aspirin, drink vodka till drunk, shoot head

Electrocute: hit electrical outlet, cut wires, fill bath tub twice, touch wires

Magic fingers: undress, fill tub, masturbate

Hammer time: hit your head with hammer till die

Urban legend: say bloody marie three times. 7


Comment treeHugger
25 Jan 2020
*Hopeless to Wallowing in despair

Comment treeHugger
25 Jan 2020
You can just leave. Leave the bathroom. This is called the CATHARSIS ending.
You have to
-Cry
-Scream
-Take bath (Take off dress, Fill bath, Get in tub, Take bath)
-Write about Brad
-Write poetry
-Write about Self
-Write about Prom
-Leave
You can write about Melissa but it doesn't change anything
Make sure you do not write about family or you cannot get this ending. (It will make you sadder)
You know you can leave when in the top left corner it says hopeful.
I found this out when at a loss for what to do I simply put cry. In the corner it changed from Depressed to Wallowing in despair. I figured if you got your mood back up you can leave. Turns out you can. I searched the comments but no one noted this. Took me long enough but I found out how.
Here you go I'm sure you asked

Review Weatoku
03 Jan 2020
Is it bad that I like this game so much?

Comment Misaocchi
27 Jul 2018
(gets drowning ending and reads again finds out you cant open the door LMAO)

Comment Misaocchi
27 Jul 2018
its a very interesting and fun game. though ive barely started using it now. i only found it because i was looking for hanging simulation based games but couldnt find any so im trying to find a way to hang myself in game XD. i know several ways that would most likely work but i dont think i can get her to tie the rope to the outside bathroom handle, put the rope over the door, (so its technically higher off the ground though its possible to strangle yourself with it. have you seen final destination XDDDD) close the door and put the noose on (after making it) then hang yourself. it seems to understand tie to outside but when i add bathroom handle it doesnt seem to like it LMAO.

Comment PhyreMoon
12 Jun 2018
Correction:
girl interrupted- drink vodka, take pills, wait

Comment PhyreMoon
11 Jun 2018
total endings found: 16/29
failures:
throaty- cut your throat
shallow cuts- cut yourself/wrists
girl interrupted- (FORGOT HOW I GOT THIS)
shaky hands- shoot directly
procrastination- keep waiting
fire burning- pour vodka over yourself then light yourself
misfire- finish the vodka then shoot
blame it on the one armed man- tie yourself up and wait
alternatives:
magic fingers- masturbate (spell it right)
successes:
hammer time- take the hammer and keep smashing yourself
urban legend- bloody mary x3 (its a surprise since everyone is making it a surprise)
shocking- undress, flush the dress down the toilet, smash the outlet (using hammer), cut wire (using razor), touch wire
unconscious drowning- drink vodka/take aspirin/do both then fill tub and wait
end with a bullet- drink vodka until “if you wake up in the morning that is” then shoot
blood thinner- drink vodka 3x and cut
slip and fall- flush dress down toilet (like in shocking), fill the tub twice (such that it overflows), jump

things
these are what you have/can find (out of what i can think of)
- lighter
- rope
- pen
- diary
- gun
- razor
- aspirin
- vodka
- hair dryer
- hammer
- mirror
- bath tub
- sink
- toilet
- water
- electrical outlet
- light switch
- (the ‘drop everything’ command reveals the first five to on you)

other stuff?
lighting your hair dryer is a “dangerous act” that “would achieve little”, as well as burning water or hair, and others
you can write about “brad/love/best friends”, “melissa”, “prom”, “family/parents/brother”, “suicide (note)”, “feelings/self/depression”, “poetry”
you can read about the above and “today” and “yesterday”

questions
what’s writing supposed to do? (well, other than in the "slip and fall" ending, it reveals a suicide attempt, not just a normal slip and fall)
what’s the hair dryer for?
what’s the sink for?
what’s the light switch for?
what’s the toilet for?

Comment HelplessHare
30 May 2018
apparently theres one thats called hammer time. just hit yourself in the head with a hammer a ton of times

Comment Ghost_mechanix
20 Jan 2018
anyone knows the answers?/ can anyone send that to me??? :D

Review izzie_92
30 Nov 2017
i like it.

12 Jun 2017
i like it but at least the game sounds less gory then watching the second renessaince part 1 and 2 in the animatrix. but the game is good

27 May 2017
Lemon Cheesecake you get really needs a safety switch by flushing the dress breaking the outlet cut the wire and touch it

27 May 2017
unconsious drowning- drink all vodka and eat aspirin turn on water and get in then wait

24 May 2017
and nvm about switch

24 May 2017
got theraputic- take pill in tank and chillax
got end with a bullet- 3 swigs of vodka and BANG
got misfire- DRINK ALL THE VODKA and shoot
got shaky hands- just shoot
got blood thinner- drink 3 swigs and cut you
got shocking- take off dress and flush it then break outlet and cut wire after that touch it
got magic fingers- turn on warm water and take off the dress after get in tub and MASTURBATE
got urban legand - do "bloody mary" 3x for a surprise ;)
got girl interupted- believe you just stall

Will update list soon YOUR WELCOME


23 May 2017
how do u turn off the safety switch?

04 Feb 2017
Masturbate as a female 10/10

Comment JplaysText
02 May 2016
I got the unconscious drowning end first.

Comment LemonCheesecake
16 Apr 2016
REALLLYYY need help getting the rest of the endings, ive looked everywhere online but cant find a walkthrough and the hints dont help me. i need to find -
failure
catharsis
destruction
cathartic procrastination
unconscious drowning
girl interrupted
needs a safety switch
emotional bondage

THANKS

Comment abbweb
23 Mar 2016
"Vaguely remembering something about the bowels releasing at the moment of death, and wishing to avoid an overly messy corpse, you relieve yourself." omg

Comment abbweb
23 Mar 2016
>eat vomit
"that's just gross"


25 Jan 2016
I really enjoyed playing this game, trying to get myself killed. Loved the dark humor and one ridiculous ending

Comment Sp00ky Sk3l3t0n
01 Oct 2015
Slight error, pour the vodka on the floor, light the vodka, KABOOM, then look, theres another bottle of vodka on the toilet seat. This repeats forever

Review Handmore
26 Sep 2015
you can masturbate in the tub and you wont die 5/5

Review Mayame8
30 Jul 2015
Great game, even though it's insane that I say that with a suicide game. It gives awareness to people of how much damage you can do even in a small room with limited items.

Played it five times and just managed to actually die...thank goodness.

Comment RadiantDawn
10 Jul 2015
I have only achieved four sucessful endings :(. Can anyone give me a hint as to what the rest of them are?

Comment twin_centaurs
10 Jul 2015
Here are the endings I got:

End with a bullet

Throaty

Shallow cuts

Procrastination

Blood thinning

Hammer time

Shaky hands

Misfire

Magic fingers

Urban Legend

Try saying "Bloody Mary" into the mirror three times and see what happens ;)

Review twin_centaurs
10 Jul 2015
The game, simple at first glance, has a lot of depth. As you attempt to make the girl kill herself again and again, more and more of the story unfolds. It is an interesting concept, helping raise awareness of teen suicide by showing the results of successful suicide and what can happen if it doesn't work out. So many endings, well done!

10 Jul 2015
Whenever i try to play it says
________________________
An error occurred:

Parchment could not load the story. Check your connection, and that the URL is correct.


Comment twin_centaurs
10 Jul 2015
Interesting concept, though I was kind of hoping the entire bottle of aspirin would kill her.

Comment math24rules
15 Jun 2015
Oops, nevermind

Comment math24rules
14 Jun 2015
I can't figure out how to fill up the bath...

Comment Woolloomollloo
07 Jun 2015
i got the MAGIC FINGERS ending ;)

Comment MusicAddict2213
30 May 2015
I'd love to know all the endings and how to get to them. I've been playing for a while, but I can't figure out most of the ways to die.

Comment MrFlickxox
27 Apr 2015
I dont know how to make her walk

Comment Deybot
20 Apr 2015
Also, Endings:
Girl Interrupted
Hammer Time
Shaky Hands
Procrastination
Misfire

Comment Deybot
20 Apr 2015
Because I hate gore

Comment Deybot
20 Apr 2015
Hammer....time.....made me cringe.

Comment LewisMC
08 Apr 2015
My endings:
Shaky Hands
Shallow Cuts
Procrastination

Pretty hard.
In a good way.

Comment Oceans-Kitty
04 Apr 2015
Pretty good game.
Hint: Use the command 'drop everything'.

Review SasuTenLuvr
26 Mar 2015
It's probably a little unhealthy that I spent so much effort and had so much fun trying to help a girl kill herself. But when you make it so morbidly entertaining (and I love dark humor), how can I resist?
I kind of connected with the character during my first few failed attempts- eg: when she was either too weak or too nervous to properly kill herself. That's probably why I personally am still alive...
But what I really liked were the positive alternatives to suicide. They made me smile and feel a bit proud- prouder than when she finally successfully died, even.
Thanks for this game.

Comment ishaknewboss
11 Jan 2015
when I click the link that says play online the game does not start it only shows a blank page. why do I do to start playing this game. please help if you know the answer to my question

Comment Runeraider
15 Dec 2014
Never mind, I found the procrastination ending.

Comment Runeraider
15 Dec 2014
Damn it - I noticed the time and thought that I could find an ending by running out of time. It would've been cool...

Comment mstahl
02 Nov 2014
I guess this game is alright. I've managed 13 endings and I've pretty much lost interest at this point. It was pretty cool I guess, if trying to kill yourself is your idea of a good time.

Comment mstahl
02 Nov 2014
I'm playing a game called Suicide, and the game just responded to my command with "This dangerous act would achieve little." Are you kidding me? Is that supposed to be funny or something? I am TRYING to KILL myself. This game is pretty disappointing so far. I've only managed to kill myself accidentally.

Review sherbertname
06 Oct 2014
An ace game.
As somebody who struggles with suicide I played this game for ideas but upon playing it made me feel better, without doing anything to hurt myself.
Thanks. :)

Comment po2miller
21 Aug 2014
Electrocution ending doesn't work because the game doesn't recognize the electrical outlet.

Comment brianvy
25 May 2014
I also got the blood thinning ending

Comment brianvy
25 May 2014
I actually had a successful suicide out of 5 tries I had the end with a bullet ending keep inserting put bottle of vodka in mouth until it says As you drink some more, you have the peculiar feeling like you aren't going to remember much about tonight - if you wake up in the morning that is. then shoot yourself

Comment IfGamer
13 May 2014
Great game.
I finally died with the unconscious drowning ending.
best suicide game ive ever played....

..well its also the first suicide game to.

Great game.

10 May 2014
I couldn't play it because I'm on a iPad and can't get keyboard up to hit space bar. :(

19 Apr 2014
I honestly loved this game. It had some moments which made me laugh, and many instances (such as when the shower rod breaks when trying to hang yourself, the electrocution attempt, etc) that can show the realistic possible outcomes of trying to kill yourself, and that suicide sometimes isn't successful. Also, the story had many choices and endings to offer (both lethal and non lethal), although it would have been able to find some way to incorporate more story line on the prom girl protagonist, since the whole prom thing wasn't explained in relation to her attempting suicide very well, in my humble opinion. Also, you should mention at the beginning that you are able to use a gun and rope, or at least mention them if your character tries to examine the room, or look around, or something. However, I still liked the blend of seriousness, with a few moments that made me chuckle (like trying to drink toilet water). Very well thought out.

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