An Extremley Stupid RPG: Glorious Edtion by Aech778010

RPG
Quest Gamebook
##Entry March 2022:

Jesus Christ, I found all my old youtube channel and soundcloud and now this, its like looking at a yearbook but x10 more cringe

But man, if only I could be a kid again

Also pretty sure this website is dead now, or at least dying a lot, God bless

##Entry October 2020: Hey guys! So like.... I'm probably gonna let this game rest now.... ##

While this game is something I hold dear to my heart I have no time to waste on making little text adventure games anymore... so instead I HIGHLY suggest you check out my
ART on INSTAGRAM (if you have one of course) and don't expect anything to be added in the future....

This game for me is like a time capsule of my life, and therefore imma keep it up, there's no way imma gonna delete this unless like this site gets taken down (which I hope it doesn't lol)

Anyways yeah :) Thanks guys: Follow me on Instagram @somesortofweeb (thats my new user and I can't change it here so....) I hope y'all enjoy my art! And if you do see this message and visit my Instagram page please DM me so I can thank you! (plus I wanna hear your thoughts on my game too lol)

~ Toodles, SomeSortofWeeb

The game was first made in 2016, but has moved forward to now

Made by the same guy who made a somewhat spooky game involving haunted house, Aech778010 (a.k.a SomeSortofWeeb) decided to waste his time on a not-spooky RPG game instead.

If you like dank stuff, and rpgs, and juvenile humor, you should play this game
(Just read the reviews)

I would appreciate comments and stuff, critiques are fine too, don't feel afraid to be savage
Anyway, If you have ANY IDEAS then put them down too
(It's not like they can get any dummer than my ideas right?)

##UPDATE: July 19th, 2019##
I fixed some very small things for now...
I also fixed an unfair insta-death sequence in the game kindly suggested by @netfixandssap
Play online
Review Altcons
26 Sep 2024
Harnessing inner-dragonborn? Check
Machine gun? Check
Verbal harassment? Check
Comment Éponine
18 Apr 2024
I can't believe that Aragorn now knows how stupid I am... I suppose that one does not simply make a stupid decision without getting their level of intellect questioned.
Review AnonymousAndroid
24 Aug 2023
I haven't played very many text adventure games that have images, let alone sounds and music. Although this is a joke game, I love it a lot!
Comment Daniel_gartop
07 Oct 2022
it was good, ngl.
Comment SlapstickGames
28 May 2022
Funny game, I love how you made it. The sound effects and text scroll are great!
Review SlapstickGames
04 Jun 2021
The title is honest, but this was fun
Review Dynoslug
11 May 2021
yas
jkmkjjujjujj
Comment Eg3
25 Apr 2020
Long time no see a masterpiece! I worship you, man.
Comment EarthAlien
24 Jan 2020
@Aech778010 The dragon section, is it meant to be repeating?
Comment nt349366
16 Jan 2020
so... stupid... and funny. THE KAKE IS A Li
Review mick green
18 Aug 2019
FUNNY! HO! HO! HO!
Comment mick green
18 Aug 2019
Should put a smile even on the most stony hearted rogues faces!
Comment Warriors4life
15 Aug 2019
(Takes this game)
(Goes to modern art museum)
(Puts the game in the no. 1 best hilarious game of ze universe)
👌 😐
\_👕\
👖
Review thehornedpine
04 Aug 2019
I love the style, the comedy, and how much detail and effort it must have taken to make something look like it was cheaply made.
Comment Aech778010
13 Jul 2019
How is my game glitchy? GrayKnoight?
Review EarthAlien
11 Jun 2019
Loud = funny!!
But other than that, I like it/
Comment Palpitoad
24 May 2019
Make yourself get attacked by a turtle in a tank from the future.
Review GrayKnoight
31 Mar 2019
very glitchy
Review netflixandsapph
10 Nov 2018
the name is accurate but it was still pretty darn fun! i only played it once but i wish when you crossed the bridge and went right that you could at least try to save yourself from insta-death
overall a fun experience !!!
Comment Aech778010
29 Oct 2018
@battlemage
I downloaded the starting screen song from Youtube using the Youtube to Mp3 converter
(It's the Super Mario RPG theme song b.t.w)
Review RPMCDB
01 Oct 2018
Only played a bit but great - liked it a lot.

One fix - Theirs a fork in the road > There's / there is (sorry to be pedantic)

Keep it going...
Comment DrErnie
19 Sep 2018
FYI, this hung for me on Safari with High Sierra.
Review The_Cat_Master_
15 Sep 2018
pretty nifty
Comment battlemage
27 Jul 2018
does somebody know, where to download the music from starting screen?
Review uberpuub
16 May 2018
Nice what this guy did with Quest RPG maker.
Review Snort-chan
26 Apr 2018
This was by far the best thing I've played on this website. 11/10
Comment Richard Greaves is a lie
19 Mar 2018
no problem i chelsea player now
Review TheKoolKru
16 Feb 2018
This game was hilarious the whole way through! If the game was finished, I would definitely give it a 5.
Review digbot12223
16 Feb 2018
Best game ever 10/10
Comment Aech778010
19 Dec 2017
@jmnevil54

The green key should work... it could because your computer is slow...

Also.. not to be offensive but what are you trying to say when you said "I also did know the makes have come even here" and "did not know the memes even came here"
Comment jmnevil54
19 Dec 2017
did not know the memes even came here.
Comment jmnevil54
19 Dec 2017
I used the green key and the game stopped.

I also did of know the makes have come even here.
Comment Aech778010
19 Dec 2017
@Frenchyboy

THANK YOU FOR BEING THE FIRST PERSON TO COMMENT IN DECADES!!!!!

Really Appreciated!

...
Is there anything you think you would like to see in the game?
Comment Frenchyboy
19 Dec 2017
VERY funny!
Comment Aech778010
22 Nov 2017
More updates coming TODAY!!!!
Comment Aech778010
22 Nov 2017
Hes right... IM BACK BITCH
Review WhovianTrekkie101
19 Nov 2017
Most fun Ive ever had.
Comment The Son of Anorak778010
07 Nov 2017
I know this may be hard to believe, but IM BACK!! THIS ISNT FAKE! AND YES I F***N WANT TO MAKE MORE UPDATES AND STUFF, BUT I CANT!!!!!!!!

I forgot my password for my school email,
Somebody help
Review demcleod
02 Oct 2017
This game is hilarious! I don't know how many times I died but the way you die in this game is funny and makes me laugh so how can I stay mad at a game that kills me, but makes me smile?
Review Frenchyboy
01 Oct 2017
Yep. as I said in the comments
Comment Frenchyboy
01 Oct 2017
I like it. I Like the LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! part. (:
Review RobotGuy999
05 Aug 2017
Not bad man!
Review Vladikhuk
27 Jul 2017
3/5

Could use some moar hints and less dead ends
Review yoshiclay9000
23 Jul 2017
Its very MLG. 15/10
Comment Unicornpoop1
11 Jul 2017
This is the best game I have ever played!!!!!
Review RedStorm92
16 Jun 2017
5/5 IGN this game the most mlg game
Review Austin.Hitchner99
02 May 2017
As in comedy I thought it was extremely funny with stupid deaths... I enjoy this
Review ezekieljd
07 Mar 2017
I'm barely 5 minutes into this game and I already am laughing as I play. Seriously funny.
Comment ViGo
05 Mar 2017
Add a giant beam in the sky that is green, if you find your way to the beam, you meet snoop dogg and gives you the dungeon playa key which unlocks a house with one room next to him, and when you enter, theres a box that gives you the Golden Blunt and when you smoke it, you get an option where if you type "put in mysterious veggie" (which is shrooms) and you now have a risk of when you encounter monsters, they might be fake and your hallucinating.
Comment LemonGrabJuice
11 Feb 2017
That cheeseburger is a CACTUS!
Review LemonGrabJuice
08 Feb 2017
lil 2 dnak 4 meme
Comment The Naut
16 Dec 2016
Is there any Metal Gear Solid References. If not can yall ad some.
Review Lewge
27 Nov 2016
Hey people! This game is approved by Morgan Freeman, I can't believe I played a game approved by Morgan Freeman!

Btw this game is extremely funny, and random, and funny
Comment Regisblackgaard
23 Nov 2016
PLZ UPDATE!
so here's what i want.
-Jill Stein (enemy)
-the author (enemy, if you destroy the author you unlock the secret extra story)
-mishovy silenosti (first unlockable companion)
-some real shit poop
Comment neospace68
12 Nov 2016
i have not play it and i can tell it will be great!
Comment Regisblackgaard
13 Oct 2016
And an ice hammer for weapons. Maybe ice hammer can fight a fire-breathing dragon? I dunno, its your story.
Comment Regisblackgaard
13 Oct 2016
Add some missileToes
Review Regisblackgaard
13 Oct 2016
This is the BEST game in the whole site! Thank you. PS could you add some Pokemon Stuff just for fun with the hole pokemon go thing and all...
Comment MelvinEugeneHacker
25 Aug 2016
add in a fat kid on a unicycle that would be hilarious
Comment Wisecrack3
30 Jun 2016
my last comment was true
Comment Wisecrack3
30 Jun 2016
My next comment is a lie
Review Susana
24 Jun 2016
Mmmmm, okay... some options are fun, but anothers, specially the end, are so random... well, is a 3 stars game, to me.
Review lolzor
19 Jun 2016
SO FUN it was so mlg
Review bajulien
19 Jun 2016
LOL this is funny
Review asamid
12 May 2016
This game was very funny.
Comment Aech778010
10 May 2016
the inspector from papers? whats that?
Review bboy5454
29 Apr 2016
This is a really good game.
Comment DINO GAMER
22 Apr 2016
wait no finish 2
Comment DINO GAMER
22 Apr 2016
Aech778010 finish on 3
Comment DINO GAMER
22 Apr 2016
Best goom eder img is to god u hill got to flay rhis
Comment Aech778010
01 Apr 2016
HOW DO YOU CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PIC?
Comment Butterkid
01 Apr 2016
BEST RPG EVAR
Comment Aech778010
23 Mar 2016
@THE DEMON WARLCOK
why did you give me three stars then? :(
Oh, I'm not done yet...
Review THE DEMON WARLOCK
23 Mar 2016
Awesome job and hilarious story.
Comment Aech778010
20 Mar 2016
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS FOR EVERYONE THAT WANTS TO SUPPORT AN EXTREMLEY STUPID RPG:
Hi there, so, uhh...
Yeah! So I've been thinking about how my game should end...
(don't worry Nick_Crafter I didn't forget about the bunny...)
Anyway, I want to ask you guys how the game should end:
Heres our options:

1. our player ecounters a dragon and has too solve 3 riddles (not questions)
2. We have the player eaten up by John Cena and the player and Chuck Norris has to escape out of John Cenas butt our mouth
3. Have the player do something else

Again: I am sort of on Writers Block when it comes to making this game, I need YOUR IDEAS!

And for gods sake if (when I wrote this) I don't hear at least 30 ideas from the 698 differnet people then society is becoming more stupid each year!

I don't know

Oh! I might start a new game (after or during making this game) that has the same humor, but its going to be a text based adventure instead of a gamebook (*theres only so much you can fudge around with the boundaries of gamebook coding properties and functions that I can be physically and biochemically be able to maintain...

*oh my god... I'm becoming a nerd!!
Comment Aech778010
14 Mar 2016
I do too, sonny, i do to, but i want to know HOW TO CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE FIRST!!!
Review KyuJones
14 Mar 2016
I want mooooore!!
Comment Aech778010
13 Mar 2016
If you want me to add the bunny, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
Comment Aech778010
09 Mar 2016

thank you, probably going to add the bunny, IF you tell me how to change your profile picture!!!!
Review Nick_Crafter
08 Mar 2016
Its pretty good, and if you do keep updating it past the Bridge of death I full well better see a demon bunny go and kill someone! Also, the Monty Python bits are great.

Keep it up!
Comment Aech778010
04 Mar 2016
@nessima
just to think of it.. MY GAME IS STUPID!!!!!!!
Duh, why do you think my game is called an Extremely STUPID RPG
Comment Aech778010
04 Mar 2016
I HAVE ADDED A UNICORN IN IT!!!!!
THANK YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!
Comment Aech778010
03 Mar 2016
just 6 more downloads...
Comment Aech778010
02 Mar 2016
i will add unicorns if i recieve 355 plays and 70 downloads!
Comment Aech778010
02 Mar 2016
@nessima
and number three, you havent made any games, so you have no rights to call any game stupid unless you made a game thats as popular as mine
Comment Aech778010
02 Mar 2016
Excuse me sir?
@nessima
Plz be nice, because number one thats an opinion not a fact, and number two, your being a troll. Treat how you want to be treated, im not going to tattle on you because i would want a chance if i called someones game that they worked on for 9 hours stupid
Comment nessima
02 Mar 2016
This is stupid.
Comment Aech778010
24 Feb 2016
actually, sorry, your explanation is helpful, thank you, ill do that
Comment Aech778010
24 Feb 2016
woah,woh,woh, plz simplify,
Comment XanMag
24 Feb 2016
This seems to be a running theme on this games comments section... so...

Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the home page of Quest (where the games and categories are listed). At the bottom, on the right is a link - "Forums" under "Support".

Click on that. There are 7 or 8 Forum Titles. The Quest Forum is for help on creating games using the Quest program. There are a small handful of people who are quite good at solving your problems you are experiencing with Quest. As a matter of fact, I think they like doing it. So please use this forum as a troubleshooter if you are having problems.

Another important section on the forum is "Game Announcements and Feedback". Here you ALL should post a LINK to your PRIVATELY published games. Ask for beta-testers and copy-paste your link to your post. If we click on that link, we will be able to play your game and give you feedback for it. This is INCREDIBLY helpful for many reasons.
You won't ever publicly publish a partial game or "test" game or demo - in my opinion there is NEVER a reason to do this. That's why the 'Private' publication is an option on the publish screen. Here you WILL get people that wouldn't mind testing your progress and will give honest feedback (from grammar to game design) so you can improve it before subjecting the public to a partially finished game. Trust me, NO ONE wants to invest time playing a partially completed game UNLESS they are those willing to test and give feedback (and we ARE out there as sadistic as it may be at times =). It's just a waste of time otherwise. Once you feel your game has been thoroughly tested, then you can make it a public game. It's way more enjoyable for everyone this way.

In my year or two of being a part of this site, I can honestly count on one hand how many GOOD original-to-Quest games have not first been beta-tested by others on this site first (or at least by other neutral beta-testers). Go to the forum. A
Comment Aech778010
24 Feb 2016
how do i private message?
Comment minecraftpsyco99
24 Feb 2016
Also, can someone help me add background images with HTML or Java?
Comment minecraftpsyco99
24 Feb 2016
1) HA!
2) Pm is a Private Message.
Comment Aech778010
24 Feb 2016
@XanMag
whats a PM?
Comment Aech778010
24 Feb 2016
yes, my name is named after a fat black lesbian
(dont judge me)
and ironically, im a thin, white, heterosexual guy
Comment minecraftpsyco99
24 Feb 2016
Aech..... is that a reference to the book Ready Player One???
MY FAVE!!!!
Comment XanMag
24 Feb 2016
Send me a PM.
Comment Aech778010
23 Feb 2016
how do i contact a moderator?
Comment Aech778010
23 Feb 2016
THANK YOU!!!!!
u guys make my day!!
Review EternalShadow
23 Feb 2016
This game is extremely funny, I think it should be featured!
Comment Aech778010
22 Feb 2016
Sadly, theres no unicorns, to be added!
Comment Aech778010
10 Feb 2016
hihihihihiihi
Comment Aech778010
06 Jan 2016
thanks dude

Comment thatonestrangeoc
06 Jan 2016
Found the treasure and completed it first try. :) Nice game.
Comment Aech778010
06 Jan 2016
Thanks Ikido! plz also Review my game as well
Comment 1449kinetix
05 Jan 2016
Hey Aech, Ikido here, great game! I kept dying and pressing all the buttons in the computer room. I mainly died by blowing up.
Review chimpkiller
04 Jan 2016
You are a winner... I hope this review boost your ego
Comment Aech778010
03 Jan 2016
why didn't you meet me on chat?
I saw your message but you were gone
please answer
Comment Lateksu
03 Jan 2016
I just love the sassy style of this game!
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Average rating
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Written by
Aech778010
Plays
17130
Downloads
3820
Download file
Quest Gamebook 5.8
English
Published 03 Jan 2016
Updated 30 Mar 2022

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