The World Ends Today, I Think... by broadwaydude

Over 45 minutes of content (probably)!

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You're waiting for the bus with your good ol' mate, Jeb. And in an instant, Jeb ends your life and you start again. And now you have to make more choices for some reason. And the world keeps ending, too. And it's really pissing you off. At least dying seems to give you points. That's pretty nifty, I'd say.

Can you get past 3000 points? Can you find the True Ending? And the Bad Ending? And the Ending Ending? Comment your scores and stuff! Higher scores = Cooler Mustaches.

Unless you use this WALKTHROUGH linked below...
https://textadventures.co.uk/forum/games/topic/vs9lmbgnjuoflepoedkvga/the-world-ends-today-i-think-walkthrough

THE WORLD ENDS TODAY, I THINK
Story by Diego Lucano

CONGRATULATIONS TO TSARDOM ENTITY FOR ACHIEVING THE FIRST PERFECT SCORE ON RECORD!!!!!!!

...okay, you can stop celebrating now.

UPDATE 2.4:
Thanks to jamayonaiz, I went back and fixed EVERY SINGLE SPELLING/GRAMMAR ERROR THAT WASN'T INTENTIONAL! I also added more hints along the way and did some cleaning. Hopefully, I didn't break my game by accident. It's a crap ton of work since I lost my squiffy file and am working purely out of the strange HTML files.)

UPDATE 2.5:
Because I love you so much, I decided that I should probably draw 75 individual illustrations for your enjoyment of viewing and criticizing. I hope you enjoy them!

UPDATE 2.6:
Autosave is on! Refresh the page, delete the website, destroy your computer, you can always come back to it if you're logged in to your account!
As well as a few other things, hopefully, more people can get past 2000 points now with this update(without the help of the walkthrough).

UPDATE 3.0:
When I first uploaded this, I told you fellers: "Hoping to add illustrations, music, and sfx in futur

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Comment roseyrad

12 Jun 2026

this was the first ever text game i played on here and all i got to say is its fanatastic and gave me alot of ideas and showed how something so simple can be so cool

Review 1GUY

29 May 2026

THIS WAS AMAZING! I really enjoyed this! I got an ending where the game glitched and the world ended because I wanted to eat popcorn.

Review Elanna76

10 May 2026 · edited

5300 points and possibly one of the funniest text games I ever played. Thank you!!

Comment QueenOfHearts

17 Apr 2026 · edited

I am one of those students who played your game with my class (And on my own several times) I absolutely loved it! It’s so ridiculous and absurd and made me question the meaning of life several times, all in a good way. I hope to play it about 3000 more times until I can get the most points I can.

You asked us to put out games here so you can play them, so mine is called Little Red. It’s my retake on the story of little red riding hood. I hope you enjoy it! (If you play it, that is. No pressure or anything.)

Comment RYAN_BOT_9000

14 Apr 2026

5000 Points! I beat the game!

Comment broadwaydude

19 Mar 2026

Shoutout to that epic humanities teacher who made their class (shoutout to the class as well) play through the game multiple times.
Please share all of the equally epic games you make with me here when their done. Super intrigued to see what my Jebby boy inspired!

Review JOSIEEEEE!!!!!!!

11 Mar 2026

I am a world ends today..I think fanatic!! The absurdity was what made it fantastic . I used the absurd aspect of your game for my own game . Our English teacher really did make us play on repeat(I am the third to validate).

Review sophia+chandon

09 Mar 2026

Yaoi_Addict_Raah is correct, our humanities teacher did indeed make us play this for an hour (if not more!) as an example of a really good choose your own adventure story!! I played it through dozens of times and reference the clouds thing to my friends on a daily basis. The endings made me cry a bit, but in a good way. This is an extremely good piece of artwork and I am in love with Jeb now.

(I have Jeb x gender neutral protagonist ship art in my sketchbook and nobody can stop me from making more.)

Review fio_turkmen

08 Mar 2026

one of the best things i ever seen this month

Review Yaoi_Addict_Raah

04 Mar 2026

My humanities teacher had my class play this for an hour. really enjoyed it. really funny and the basis for my own game.

Comment BRUTITY

08 Dec 2025

I got 4500 points

Comment YouaremyASDF

15 Nov 2025

5500 points!!

Review Daleko

03 Oct 2025

I really enjoyed it!

Review AnonWriter23

19 Sep 2025

This is hilarious.
I clicked on this expecting it to just give me a good chuckle, but I was completely blown out of the water. I'm not even halfway through and thought this was great.

Review idontknow314

09 Sep 2025

quit eating that poppy-corn, jeb

Comment Newwwwwho

19 Jul 2025

oh LOL. I love this game.

Comment broadwaydude

24 Jun 2025

@8Tesseract I will be first in line to check it out :)

Comment 8Tesseract

19 Jun 2025

I loved this game, it was so funny and the art and music is so good.
the ending is so sweet... i love jeb. im so glad i got to kiss him.
thank you for making this silly little thing and putting so much heart into it, i loved playing it. good luck!
(also ps i might make some fanart for that subreddit...)

Comment iamaveryc00lguy

19 Jun 2025

I BEAT THE GAME-
and i cried.
thank you, man. if there's ever a sequel or well... GIVE US A SEQUELLLLLLL-
also give jeb a kiss for me

Review iamaveryc00lguy

19 Jun 2025

funny, stupid, and wonderful. played it over and over again. drawings remind me of ASDF movie. jeb is very cool, too. but he keeps complaining about me talking about clouds. which then i kick him in the nuts right after.

Comment Spotted rose

14 May 2025

my score was 200
p.s. I kissed someone right before the end of the world

Comment broadwaydude

16 Apr 2025

I built a little subreddit for this game.

r/TWETIT

It's a stub. It sucks. There's nothing on it. I need:

1. A moderator
2. People to make some epic fan art
3. Some gameplay and lore discussion.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Go to the sub and message the mods (it's just me) if you're interested in helping out.

I'm planning some bigger things for this widdle text adventure shenanigan and I want to encourage a small community around it seeing how many people seem to enjoy the game. Especially after this website no longer has DM features. Sad.

So, yeah! hmu! Thanks fellers! Have a good day!

Review threegoldcoins

15 Apr 2025

The first round, I thought this game was pointless. I mean, I died and then when I hit restart, second time around, I couldn't help but burst out laughing at how everything went. First game to play here and I seriously want to thank @broadwaydude because I was not expecting this at all.

Probably the best and funniest way to be ceremoniously introduced into the community.

Comment V4MP1R3

02 Apr 2025

I got to The End with a final score of 1000 but i think i got the bad ending. :(
I'm gonna see if these predictions are true. (i think antarctica would melt way faster than that)

Comment V4MP1R3

02 Apr 2025

i love this game so much and i love Jeb and i don't love the wormhole but that's ok because we love Jeb.

Review richardstuart

25 Mar 2025

It looks so funny.

Review neptunes.aubade

18 Mar 2025

Beautiful. It made no sense most of the time but I'm all here for it. Also I think Jeb should lose his gun privileges

Comment YouaremyASDF

15 Mar 2025

Everything glitched out, and the window deleted itself.

Comment YouaremyASDF

15 Mar 2025

I think I got the bad ending

Review YouaremyASDF

13 Mar 2025

This game is slightly repetitive, but the humor and 4th wall breaking more than makes up for that. I loved testing all the possibilities and aiming for the highest score possible. Highly recommend.

Comment YouaremyASDF

13 Mar 2025

I got 5400 points!!

Comment zachconway3

28 Feb 2025

I got the 5000 score!!!

Comment _Firestar_

20 Feb 2025

hello guyz

Comment fanciman

30 Jan 2025

I love having a score of i-- li1k3 h @ wwaainf pezsa222222a

Review Sino555_likes_text-adventures

18 Jan 2025

It’s fun, but repetitive and hard to find out how to find the story out. I wish you could do something to make the die-respawn easier to get back were you are meant to be in.

Review Vanilla!

29 Dec 2024

Asdf Vibes! It like the comics i make in my notebook

Comment Vanilla!

29 Dec 2024

I love it. its got ASDF Vibes

Review Kingjit5483

17 Dec 2024

Wow best thing ever, the aniamation and graphics are crazy.

Review Woodhouse3D

05 Dec 2024

A real quest 5 hood classic

Review Liamqush

03 Dec 2024

very entertaining, i love it

Review Themagicalcheesewizard

09 Nov 2024

I love the comedy in this so much

Review TheWritingFox

07 Sep 2024

Mate, It's so good I'd pay money for it!

Review GuavaBandito

15 Aug 2024

Funny and simple!

Review Honeysplashcat

26 Jul 2024

This brought me so much joy.

Comment Sie

14 Jul 2024

Final Score: 4900
i don't know if growing old and seeing Jeb at the hospital is the true ending
loved it and i love Jeb <3333333

Review Darkstar23266

01 Jul 2024

This game was awesome! I only made it to 2300 after three playthroughs. The only problem was, at the end if you eat the popcorn, there's no way to go back. Everything's ruined. I know he says it will destroy everything, but I still think there should be a way to keep going after this. A secret ending for example.

Review tommyuwu

27 Jun 2024

apart from the mouth on the thumbnail looking a lil...
this game is perfect!

Review ObeeJr

08 Jun 2024

This game's really fun, I love it

Comment broadwaydude

29 May 2024

Ooooh boy fellers. We did it.

WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE TEXT ADVENTURE ON THE WHOOOOOLE WEBSITE!!!!!

A HUGE thank you to everybody who played this game, left a comment, wrote a review, fixed my typos, and got the perfect score.

There are still new horizons left to conquer. If someone here knows how to turn this into a publishable game for steam or something, send me a message through the website please. Would love to spread Jeb’s story to more audiences.

Here’s to dying many more times!

-Broadwaydude

Review PeruvianZero

28 May 2024

Really getting into text based stories/games. This is the first one i try. And well , what can I say? I never think i will be smiling to my monitor for a stickman ( besides Henry Stickman) . Just great, and good lesson also. Just no words , and full applausses

Review fweepfur

11 May 2024

it's my first time in this website and i gotta say this is hella good, just amazing, the fact that there are visual images makes me understand the story better instead of reading texts for me to imagine the scenario my own

Review TiredDemonOnTheWeb

29 Apr 2024

Love it super fun, it takes a lot of time though and a good amount of patience and dedication so be aware :))

Comment roseyposey

08 Apr 2024

Jeb my beloved

Review roseyposey

08 Apr 2024

All categories perfection

Review Xx_Morpheus_xX

20 Mar 2024

I think I posted my review as a comment
sucks to be me
anyways I'm not going to type all that again but 5 stars : )

Comment Xx_Morpheus_xX

20 Mar 2024

Cool game. I'll be honest, it did get kind of repetitive and boring in the middle (so broadwaydude, if you can do something about that maybe) but again that's the nature of the game i guess.
But yeah i think the ending made up for that.
I got a score of 3900 which I thought was just 100 off of the 'perfect' score, then I got to know the perfect score is 5000
but cool
I tip my hat to the creator and bid him farewell

Review CrazyDazy225

11 Mar 2024

IT WAS AMAZING

Review M17bully

07 Dec 2023

It was fun, funner, and funny. I liked this game. I managed to do everything in it and achieved a perfect score after 3 playthroughs. I hope whoever reads this review goes through the game and trys to find everything, even if you think it's a pointless option, trust me, if you put in the effort, it actually isn't.

Review stupidcupid

10 Nov 2023

i think this is legitimately the best thing, ever. in all categories.

Comment broadwaydude

20 Oct 2023

Thanks for catching that typo. I guess I couldn't catch 'em all, huh?

Comment BrittanBoi

20 Oct 2023

yippe 5400 points

Comment BrittanBoi

20 Oct 2023

u are true about the chrome thing tho

Comment BrittanBoi

20 Oct 2023

also It says "right before the sun Explods itself" instead of explodes itself

Comment BrittanBoi

20 Oct 2023

and now it closed itself

Review BrittanBoi

20 Oct 2023

I think I destroyed the game

Review Cirqle

21 Aug 2023

love always wins

Review zennywren

25 Jun 2023

Funny, and good fun 😊 thank you

Comment white helmet

14 Jun 2023

How dynamic this game is

Review Paerenese

30 May 2023

Amazing game i would definetly recomend, really creative too.

Only got 4600 points but overall YOU should definetly play this game.

Review Ol1v3r_ist_h3r3

22 May 2023

I loved it!

I kinda wish the autosave wasn't so fixed so I could do multiple eding on multiple tabs without regret

10/10 always kissed/confessed to Jeb.

Review Starwarsfanboy

07 May 2023

Amazing . Very fun.

Review TheUpperDiamond

04 May 2023

I beat your game. (Final Score: 5000) 5/5 from me.

Comment broadwaydude

30 Apr 2023

Today...

It might run like a potato.

But it has music and sfx. Some of it I produced myself. Thanks, folks! Have fun :)

Comment broadwaydude

30 Apr 2023

Tomorrow...

Review Whynottt

12 Apr 2023

I got a 4700 score, love this game so much!!

Review Idiotic_Polygon

08 Apr 2023

Would play again
This is like my first game I played on this website

Review AwesomeAnon

22 Mar 2023

This is honestly the most fun ive had in ages. The way the game "remembers" and the ending were amazing. Also 3399 score

Comment AwesomeAnon

22 Mar 2023

This is honestly the most fun ive had in ages. The way the game "remembers" and the ending were amazing. Also 3399 score

Review CatWillSCRATCH

07 Mar 2023

I had a blast playing this game! It gives me the vibes of Undertale, which "remembers" your deaths. AMAZING!

Review :(DUMMY):

05 Mar 2023

5500! This game was fun PS the fart (heh)

Review why is life so hard 9

02 Mar 2023

uh pls tell me what to do i think I broke it by going to the quiz part and eating the popcorn moutan.

Review Slogain390

26 Feb 2023

The game is great!

Review Katzchen Arts

20 Feb 2023

Amazing game. I like how Jeb is eating his popcorn really loud. That's literally me lol

Review grifen

19 Feb 2023

First and foremost, I would like to personally apologize to Jeb for going against him and not heeding his warnings about the popcorn on the first run. Fast forward to my redemption arc with 5400 points as compensation though (and sorry for insulting your mother along the way somehow).

There were moments where my goldfish memory prevented me from recalling which choices I've already made and which ones Jeb told me to follow again, but at least I remembered to give Jeb a kiss for luck before facing my zombie grandparents every single time <3 Sure beats knocking on wood for good luck

10/10 Would kiss Jeb and make poor choices (but only on Thursdays) in another playthrough with music and SFX again... and again... and again...and again...and-

Review SnowyOwl

17 Feb 2023

Great game! On my second time through, I got 4400 as my score.

Comment broadwaydude

22 Jan 2023

Unfortunately, progress on "Michael Makes a Quesadilla has been momentarily stumped due to the Squiffy editor being down (there are some features that just can't be previewed efficiently through the downloadable Squiffy app. I'm trying to break the boundaries of Squiffy once again).

Not like you care or anything.

BUT... I do want to keep making games. So I might start making a smaller, less revolutionary game in the meantime. Who knows! Who knows...

(If you want to collaborate, let me know. Okay? Okay.)

Review DHRunner2642

30 Dec 2022

Really fun! I was able to get 3000, I might come back to play through again.

Review ShakespeareHimself

27 Dec 2022

4200 and genuinely not sure how everyone else got more lol. Great game, loved it.

Review Tsardom Entity

18 Dec 2022

5500; Great game with a unique storyline and very, extremely, exceptionally amazing graphics quality. Would definitely recommend playing once if not multiple times.

Review ZIGGY555

13 Dec 2022

Lol ppl dye and funn-e

Review ap123bby

10 Dec 2022

instructions unclear–attempted to eat Jeb through computer screen, would not reccomend

Comment broadwaydude

10 Dec 2022

"Michael Makes a Quesadilla" is indeed the next game.

Comment ap123bby

10 Dec 2022

This game is okay but not nearly as good as the masterpiece that is "Michael makes a quesadilla" which the public can expect to be able to play during a certain intermission in a 2023 production of "suuuuuuuuuuuuuunlight™ The Musical Jr." at the Lyceum theatre.

Review Somethingwitty199

25 Oct 2022

Amazing game! Almost reminds me of the Stanley parable. 4900.

Comment SomeUkranian

21 Oct 2022

No problem @broadawaydude you got talent, this is great game I had fun playing
-SomeUkranian

Comment broadwaydude

21 Oct 2022

Wowzers fellers. October 19th was the day. You so graciously graded me as the number one comedy game in the category as well as second on the top-rated games on the whole website. The support for this game was unexpected. But for whatever reason you got here, I'm glad you came. I don't expect to be up in the ratings for too long, but it's nice to see how many people appreciate dying all the time in my game (or the moments that you weren't dying all the time. Yeah, that sounds more accurate).

I don't know what the future holds for this or other games, but it's been a nice journey so far :)

Snazzily,
-Broadwaydude

Review SomeUkranian

19 Oct 2022

Great game! It is absolutely amazing!

Review ZWRulez

19 Oct 2022

Amazing. Hilarious but also kind of weirdly emotional towards the end? Idk I think I got attached to the romance b/t these two. I got a 4800 on my first playthrough, but there's definitely some dialogue I missed in there, and I'm pretty sure I got at least one of the questions at the end wrong. Anyway, fantastic game! The progressions in the plot after every few deaths keep it interesting.

Review AverseABFun

05 Aug 2022

Amazing! Hilarious gameplay, though parents might not like the almost-constant shooting but I HIGHLY recommend this game.

Review Man293

01 Aug 2022

cool game. 4100.

Review DaimonTaergoot

18 May 2022

Awesome game! I just discovered textadventures and this brilliant game reminded me of stanley parable. Just give it a shot and grab yourself some popcorns to improve the experience by 100%

Review 100kre

14 May 2022

I had a lot of fun!!!! I scored 5400!!! I'm awesome!
I miss Jeb already and I'm sure I will meet with him again.
You have to make sure to read everything and remember details otherwise, you will die!... never mind... you will die anyway.

Review blaze5484

11 May 2022

Best comedy game out there by far. Also, I got a 3800 on my first playthrough!

Comment youare4

04 May 2022

4200 points :)

Review Brybanz

03 May 2022

Did this instead of working on my final paper. Highly recommend. Can't wait to play it again. But only on Thursdays.

Review Bluevoss

26 Apr 2022

Man, I played and played and thought I was a hotdog with 1500 points, but found out someone had 4000! Where? What? There are screens burned into my eyeballs now. But fun and the art is very... Neo-kindergarden (just joking - loved it).

Get ready to play and die and die and die and die and maybe... no, you die.

Comment broadwaydude

24 Apr 2022

WOHOOO! THE ILLUSTRATED VERSION IS FINALLY HERE! IT ONLY TOOK 5 MONTHS BUT IT'S HERE! PLAY IT AGAIN IF YOU ALREADY HAVE! YAYYY!!!!

Comment broadwaydude

17 Apr 2022

Thank you very much once again for all of the lovely comments and reviews. Although not very many people will play this game anymore, a super update with illustrations is coming real soon! I'm very excited for all of you to see it. Maybe by the time you read this, it will have already come out. Who knows! Who knows...

Review Techno09

30 Mar 2022

True perfection. This game is the best text game. EVER. Play it, don’t look at the reviews just play it. PLAY IT!!!!!!!

Comment qwartzcv14

14 Feb 2022

absolutely loved this game

Review Ededeie1

09 Nov 2021

This game, in all its hilarious absurdity, brought me back to those nights walking with my son, trying to make each other laugh. It's brilliant, sharp, and genius like a Monty Python sketch, but it is also more than that. As you advance in the game, you get to know your own character by the choices you make, and suddenly it is you, but not really you. Like in a dream. And the story becomes important. I don't know how because it's still just funny and absurd. I got 4,600 points and a lot of laughs. I can't wait to play it again with music, sound effects, and illustrations!

Review jamayonaiz

07 Nov 2021

Got some really funny lines in this one. The dedication to enjoyable content shows. Some spelling issues but never enough to get in the way of enjoying myself. Very, very absurd stuff.

Comment broadwaydude

02 Nov 2021

Thank you all for your love and support for this game. I’m glad you’re all having a good time :)

Review trolltoll03

31 Oct 2021

Although I thought that it was just a cute little choose your own adventure game, I soon found out that there is so much more. Seriously, there is so much more to this.

Review Iloled

30 Oct 2021

Super fun game with lots of different scenarios and outcomes:)

Review Hazoozoo

28 Oct 2021

This game is one of the most creative games I've played to date. In a short amount of time, the game lets you get close to the hilarious characters. You have to genuinely think when you play the game, and remember your choices and the impacts they could and have made. Not to mention there's a pretty good balance between comedy and drama, without making the game too serious and still staying in a comedic genre. I also really liked the "timed reading" feature. It kept the game interesting and made it so you didn't have to keep reading the same thing over and over again after you ended a run. I really, really liked this game, and I'll probably invest the time into finding all the different endings. I ended with a score of 4000.

Review TTDJKGGNG

27 Oct 2021

It is super fun to play! And really funny, too. It has a lot of stories and a fantastic ending (if you can find it). Jeb and his caramel popcorn await you for a lot of good times.