The Fast Food Button by Paper Asssassin

Comedy

Welcome [Insert Name Here],

Are you ready to begin your day? If you have already forgotten, you are a business men. Currently, you are at Bouncy Sausage Fast Food Restaurant Mall to sell your new product; "The Fast Food Button".

To be clear; you did NOT create "The Fast Food Button". You do NOT know what it does. You do NOT even know where you got the button. All you know is that if you must manage to sell "The Fast Food Button" for at least $499.85 or else you will loose EVERYTHING!

What do you do?

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Can you pass "The Fast Food Button Challenge";

You must sell a product called "The Fast Food Button" without any knowledge of what it is.

Play it,
Love it.

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Review by Regisblackgaard

03 Jan 2017

OMG THIS IS TERRIFIC!!!!
IF YOU ARE STILL MAKING PART 2, REPLY ON THE COMMENTS AND I WILL 5-STAR YOUR PART 2!!!
WHY???
BECAUSE YOU WILL MAKE IT SOO GOOD THAT YOU WILL DESERVE THE REVIEW!!!!

Review by Franceybean

18 Mar 2016

Really funny! Not only that but it has several endings and is (quite) long, so it is not just funny but very fun aswel.

Review by Claire6129

16 Aug 2015

I loved it!!! I WON!! (After three epic fails) Yay!!

Hello Paper Assassin! Of course I remember you. So good to hear from you. I too left the game for a little while, but I am back, and I hope to make another story soon.

Your friend, Claire6129

Review by InsomniaInteractive

06 Aug 2015

Okay, I am rating this "poor" for the following reasons. Let's start the review.

Story, 2/5 - Although the job is quite comical: selling a fast food button at an expensive price, there are things wrong with this. For one, it explodes. And my character dies. Secondly, I played the game, fiddled around with all the endings, and I never once got a good one. Why? Is this just bad luck?

Overall Rating, 2/5 - Try to make the ending at least "grab-able." Don't put it on the other side of the bridge guarded by a troll...wearing lava armor...on top of a dragon...flying over a castle...protected by fifteen layers of cages...underwater...underlava...

Review by twin_centaurs

01 Aug 2015

Pretty hilarious. I laughed out loud. Still yet to sell the Fast Food Button, though. Haha, but I must try!