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This is too funny. Quote of the day: "You’re more like the full-sized Lord of the Rings kind of elf only you speak regular English and you’re like 40% less douchey."
"Giant Homicidal Communist Vampire Spotted Devilbeast from Hell (Glutteus Infernalis)." LOL! This is a very witty, descriptive, and interesting game. Fully recommend! It may take me a while to finish all the puzzles, but it's a great start!
bad rating , because i feel that porn disrespects the IF community.
3.4/5 stars, mostly because of the art.
A tidbit too short for a good review. Also, you borrowed some stuff. Also, this induced a chuckle. In my brain.
Good art, though. Keep it up with the art.
NICEEEE!!!
THUMBS UP!!!!
KEep WORKING!!!
AND READERS!!!
KEEEEEEEEEEEP PLAYINGGGGGG!!!!!
-original
-i like what you did with the all-caps words
-funny as shit
Good!
Reminds me of childhood.
Another excellent game by Robert GAC. Keep creating!
YES!!!
I BEAT THE GAME!!!!
DEATH TO ALL YOU STUPID FIMIRS!!!!
AEGGHHGHGHHGHGHG
SO HARRRRRD
STILL WORKING ON IT
YAAAAASSSSS
I AM SOOOOO MOVING TO PAKISTAN!!!!!!!!
LOL THIS IS THE BEST KEEP MAKING MORE
OMG THIS IS TERRIFIC!!!!
IF YOU ARE STILL MAKING PART 2, REPLY ON THE COMMENTS AND I WILL 5-STAR YOUR PART 2!!!
WHY???
BECAUSE YOU WILL MAKE IT SOO GOOD THAT YOU WILL DESERVE THE REVIEW!!!!
Alright.
As is standard, i will give the 1-2-3 +- stars review.
1. Pretty well written, a bit interesting. +4
2. Shorter than my great-aunt's uncle. -1
3. Extremely good effects and colors. They aren't just there to make the game look "cool", but they have a purpose. +1
4. Timers are longer than a giraffe's neck. -1
5. At the end, where there is the conversation between two doctors, I can't get anywhere. Perhaps you should test-run the game?
Summary: Altogether a solid game that needs a bit more test runs but is altogether not that bad at all.
extremely amateurish.
1. CHOICES
a. not a lot
b. some are just stupid. "there is a plain." really?
2. LENGTH
a. short
3. QUALITY
a. wasn't too well made.
b. extremely short
c. not interesting
d. not original at all. you admit yourself that some parts were borrowed from RadiantDawn's game.
Nuff said.
Otherwise, good job on your first game. I didn't do too well on mine either.
WHAT THE FUCK?
1. not a textadventure or a gamebook
2. incredibly racist.
3. I see lots of chinese people everyday and they dont look black at all.
this game is THE BEST seasonal game EVER!!!!
Love it! (:
this game details military strategy in a very knowlegdeble way.
dubya tee eff.
first i would like to give you credit for living up to your game's title.
Second NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE! I AM NOOOOT CONFUSED BECAUSE I KNOW THE MEANING OF THE GAME IS:
TO TROOLLL PEOPLE!
this game makes no sense and the author never spend ANY EFFORT on it.
amazing. the brits who categorize the game simply cant appreciate American, Kyleian humor.
im not your friend, but this was still hillarious.
sorry for the 2 stars kid.
1. this could better as a textadventure, but then maybe not. you choose!
2. this is one of the games where you make a random choice and hope it is the right one. those games SUCK and are extremely boring/frustrating.
3. basically i look out a window and die. WOOOOOW
4. TOOOOO SHORT
5. great writing, otherwise would be a 1 star. its really like a 2.5 stars, but you REALLY REALLY want a story where the person finishes and feels like they havent wasted 30 minutes (or seconds in your case) and have instead actually had fun.
i suggest you put this back in the WIP category, and perhaps put all your chapters in the same game. that way it would be longer, more enjoyable at the end, and we would all enjoy more of your great writing.
Had a lot of potential, until [internal error]
great game! i am appaled by b*****s like Susana who give this one star. Personaly, i havent won yet, but i would like to someday.
GGGGG RRRRRR eat game. (i got too lazy)
GG
GG G
GGGGG
good! i FINALLY got out of my house and died in 5 minutes.
OK?
- the first parts were really funny, especially all that graphic violence. i also liked all the realistic stuff that was, for some reason, humorous. so +4 stars for that.
-the grammer was sorta...messed up so -0.5 stars for that.
-it was too short, so -2 stars for that...
-Finally, i could tell that you put lots of work into this game, so +1.5 stars.
All in all, a solid game that could do with more polishing and work.
AHAHAHAHA THIS MADE MY DAYYYYYYYYYY
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
this is such a great game!
TIP TO READERS:
read aloud in a classy New York accent.
great game! i want more people to check this out!
good, but out of a retarded person's mind.
dez da swaggiest game ah dem all.
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good, but you get killed by mountain lions.
great game but...
1. confusing font 2. this would be better made as a text adventure 3. FINISH IT ALREADY
good concept but sort of sketchily made.
dubya tee eff.
this is even worse than i effing expected.
1. pretty much NO choices. (only 3, really)
2. BORING except for the boss, veggieburger or something.
3. TOO SHORT
but you got 2 stars because your name and profile picture and so effing lame that i ell em ay ohhed.
what dah fack? ? ?
1. POODS IS AMAZING, YOU MADE HIM AWFUL
2. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short.
3. almost no choices.
all these pages could fit on one facking piece of toilet paper.
too short, none of the options were funny, and your profile picture is an eyesore.
I say, this man is brilliant
Amazing! why is this game even in sandpit???
good game! reminds me of thirty or forty years ago, when i was not even born!
good game!
but not exactly the textadventure type.
not bad, but not good either. 3.6.
very representative of today.
also a very festive spirit, which is what i fell in love with.
what?
first there are like no choices.
second your game is broken.
third, just read the two reviews below mine for some more help.
because you need help.
a few glitches that make it seem amateurish.
otherwise
AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
too many e's, right?
HAHAHAHAHA
you are such a good comedy writer
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this might be very hard to read, but your game sucks.
the main reasons why: (although there are more)
this game was extremely shallow. there was no storyline, no detailed descriptions of characters and objects, and no goal(s)/puzzle(s) to complete. I couldnt take anything or use anything, and overall, it was really boring. It never got a hold of my interest and i dont think it will get anyone's.
You may say that the goal was to: "Find Your Way to the Tea House!!!" but when i actually got to your stupid little tea house, the game didn't even end. And then if i go to Unknown 717 after i meet the derpy little teenager, it will say that i have MISSED the teaparty. Umm, what??
at one place it says you meet An Old People. ok??? what??? and then it says you are in an a spring. what does "in an a spring" even mean??? same problemo with the teenager, except that this time it says that i am INSIDE the teenager? what am i, a piece of shit?
Lots of unexplained stuff like i am saved from thousands of zombies. Umm how? and it says that it took 24 hours to fight against them. I would have fallen asleep by then, just like i fell asleep after 5 minutes of your crappy game.
This game is too short. Nuff said.
Finally, this game is amateaurish and i would not recommend it to anyone on this site. If you actually like this game, go to hell. You may be new, but try working on your game again before publishing it.
GOODBYE SEQUENCE
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i feel compelled to swear.
no i wont.
reasons why you earned 1 shining golden star:
-no way to win
-every possible way to die
-game too short
-descriptions too short
-BORING
fine i will swear.
the author is an A**HOLE WHO IS FULL OF SH*T
that's better.
good bye.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
that it made me
CRYYY
BOOOHOOOHOOOHOOOHOOO
well don!!!!
II GGG BBBB YY YY
II GG BB B YY YY
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II GG GG BB B YY
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is amazingQ
a good game that i like a lot
a what a good of a game of a genius
most underrated game ever.
unfortunately i can see some tension between "Explosive Dolphin" and "Ghost Rider 4117" but that's beside the point because they both make great indie gamebooks!!!!
yay!!!!
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YAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This game is one of the BEST on the HOLE SITE
reminds me of a game that i once made...
did not get good feedback.
this would make a really good dare.
playing this in the dark.
a sad story of the modern world,
but realistic and satirical at the same time.
good but a leetle too cringy for a 5 star.
FANTASTIC!
make it longer but other wise simply
FANTASTIC!
i love doors from now on!!!!!
good but mention princess in the title
spoiler alert: there is no way to get out of the maze
other spoiler alert: none of the endings are interesting
final spoiler alert: it is extremely and horridly short
good good game.
definetly worth playing.
no. no. no.
-photo sucks
-choices are ???
-no fighting
-not descriptive
appaling. appaling. simply appaling.
good game.
i would give you a 5-star if there was a full game.
um.. ok?
this is one of the games where you make the right choice: out of two or three and then if you make the wrong choice, YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
unfortunately all the results are totally random and it requires NO BRAIN POWER WAHTSO EVER.
why a 3-star then?
the writing was ok..
and i wanted to give you A CHANCE which you totally DONT HAVE!!!
good day.
wtf?
BIG PROBLEMS:
-TOO F***IN SHORT! took me 10 seconds to "solve" it
-doesnt make sense
-no quest at ALLLL
-no information on who i am playing as or where i am
-McDonalds
just what 2-star means: Poor.
also what i played as.
I LOVE IT!
what a talented game.
I wish i could give a 50 star.
even though this is still WIP,
it is amazingly great.
wtf?
this is one of the games where you choose the right choice (outta 3) OR YA DIE!
i hate these.
I LOVE IT!
this is so goood.
uhm...no.
although i will give you points for good (meh) narration,
the story was
-weird
-short
-inklewriter
AND TOTALLY NOT INTERESTING
AWESOME GAME!
like it alot.
I tried to make one like this but it failed.
YOU SUCCEEDED
wattafak? too short for my liking.
good game.
There are so many good games like these that I think are better than the top ones.
that's two seconds of my life i wont get back.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Nice writing
-Fun story
-Original Idea
Suggestions:
-Make it longer! we want more.
-Make it a choice for who to hug: A or B
Good but the videos suck otherwise would give you a 5
what an original game!
-killed Giant
-hired Sandy
-killed warrior
-interacted with Blacksmith
-explored town
-fished
-met a mysterious stranger
-killed a deer
i would give 0 stars if i could
thou doth hath thy work fulfillede.
#DicksOutForHarambe
You are forever in my mind, Harambe
IM THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 tries to win, pretty easy.
I like it a lot! I wish I could play a real game like this all day long..... Anyways, I feel sorry for you bro, cuz this guy, tiger189a gave you uno stars. Yeah, I know, me too.
Awesome! I love it. It has a very basic gameplay but is extremely addictive.
Excellent writing! I love all your stories, but this one is the best.
Five stars for your hard work! I love gnomes from now on!
It is very goot game. I dont know how to rite reviews.
Amazing! Change the profile picture though, it creeeeeps people out.
So much potential! (usually is GTS, not GT which makes it fun) Keep working!
no pictures...APPALING! check out LEgend of Ooga, my text adventure.
Yes this game also has potential and nice pictures but WORK ON IT MORE! looking forward to next update :0
I liked it a lot and it has lots of potential. However, try working on it more...YOU"RE IN SIX GRADE! you probably have lots of time to do this so yeah.
I like it a lot, bu t i got bored
meh... sort of boring. Maybe you should add another story for the dude's day.
The link leads to a website, not a text adbenture. THIS IS SCAM DO NOT PLAY
This is one of the best text adventure games ever! (mines, legend of ooga, is the best but you're pretty close)
Awesome! I hope the other version comes out soon!
I love it! "looking at my own head once i am dead" that has nice ring to it!
WAHT A STUPPED STOREE! iwouldhavegivenit ZERO IF THEY LET ME! man.
Good overall story! However, try to fit much more choices in. Otherwise, you'd get a 5, mein frein
WHAT DUH BLEEP? YOU ARE SUCHA BLEEP! BLEEPIN BLEEPS!
your game has no potential
Meh... Needs more interaction with people.
Hey...I know you, you're that Arthur Conan Doyle guy, right?
This is the BEST game in the whole site! Thank you. PS could you add some Pokemon Stuff just for fun with the hole pokemon go thing and all...
How does Bob rig his house like that?
Meh.... Geoff looks weird.
STUPID CAES STUPID CAES STUUUUUUUUUPID CAES
So here is a review for you my good fellow
