Sucks2Suck by WayTooCasualGamer

Review Zenrayla

I am still confused by the whole thing, but I wish it to be known now that... I just learned this. Is a puzzle... Yeah, had no idea what I walked into. I think I am braindead...

Comment Zenrayla

Wot?


Wot?

O-O wot!?!!


Wtfh?!?!?


*Confused; brain matter oozing from every orifices and pore on the face*

Comment Regisblackgaard

@LemonGrabJuice,
suits me, i dont even know why I idiotically ramble. I suppose that when one is surrounded by idiotic games, he is naturally inclined to idiotically ramble.

Comment Regisblackgaard

@waytoocasualgamer
sucks to be a slut

Comment LemonGrabJuice

Also, I'm not gonna go back and listen to your guides. I don't want to listen to your idiotic rambling about how to do things.

Comment LemonGrabJuice

Sucks 2 Suck*

Review IlluminatiGameMaker

I really enjoyed the game, I thought it was really funny and enjoyable. Can't wait for the sequel!!!!

Comment WayTooCasualGamer

@Jesse Richardson

Sucks to suck.

Comment Jesse Richardson

HEre's a walkthrough to release you from your agony:

You wake up in a room, and suddenly realise that you exist!

It's a strange feeling... you know you're there, but yet you can't see yourself. But yet, yourself can see you.

You get the feeling you're being watched.
By yourself.
And you are.
Enjoy the game.


Realise that a door exists

You realise that a door exists to your left! Suddenly you see so many options!


Instantly die

You instantly die!

Good thing you turn into a ghost.

Ghosts can do so many cool things! Like for example walk through walls! I think

Another thing ghosts can do, is be invisible. But that doesn't matter for you, because it's not like anyone ever noticed you existed in the first place.


Walk into the wall

You walk into the wall!

as soon as your floating body collides with the hard wall, you realise that maybe life is worth living, maybe good things can happen! You finally understand the meaning of life!

Sadly you are dead.

The wall just feels cold when you are dead. Almost as cold as your heart when you were alive.


Become alive

Suddenly you are alive again.

But since you know the meaning of life, you can't be alive. It's too dangerous.

So kill yourself.


Kill yourself and lose the game

You try to kill yourself like a fucking idiot, but miss like even more of a fucking idiot.
Nice job.

You instead stab the air directly beside you.


apologize to the air

You say

"im really sorry, air"

everyone thinks you're an idiot.

Who is everyone? Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, a girl named Sarah has been in this room watching you this whole time.

She thinks you're a fucking degenerate.


Invent time

Time is now invented!

Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.
Sarah is deeply attracted to you now <3




Tell her to fuck off

You tell her to back off, but she can't! She starts moving closer to you, until she merges into your body.

You quickly real

Review Jesse Richardson

Another extremely linear, one-ended, "you make the right choice or you die,boi" game.
Another contentless game with nearly no descriptions of anything, and only very stupid roasts by "WayTooCasualGamer," a girl who posts NSFW pictures of herself on the internet and gets angry with (quoteunquote) bad feedback. In other words, an "unless its not 5 stars, then fuck off" attitude.
Another game that makes totally no sense at all.
Well, gentlemen. It looks like you shall have to play the game to see for yourself.
Just kidding. Would not play again.

Comment Brrad

To win you have to complete the cycle

Review Brrad

I found the meaning of life

Comment LemonGrabJuice

Well, there is a way, probably, but I'm too much of a dipshit to find it.

Comment LemonGrabJuice

I literally give no shits that there is no way to win.

It's funny as all hell.

Review LemonGrabJuice

"She thinks you're a fucking degenerate."

Hey, having 666 pierced onto my forehead is completely normal, you fucking dirtbag.

Comment LemonGrabJuice

You COULD just say "CoD, WoW, and LoL mixed together, and remade in ROBLOX."