Another extremely linear, one-ended, "you make the right choice or you die,boi" game.
Another contentless game with nearly no descriptions of anything, and only very stupid roasts by "WayTooCasualGamer," a girl who posts NSFW pictures of herself on the internet and gets angry with (quoteunquote) bad feedback. In other words, an "unless its not 5 stars, then fuck off" attitude.
Another game that makes totally no sense at all.
Well, gentlemen. It looks like you shall have to play the game to see for yourself.
Just kidding. Would not play again.
1. the beginning was your average day beginning. boring.
2. then you proceeded to put in extremely random and unbelievable stuff. also boring. especially when you did not put in details.
3. no substance.
4. induced a chuckle. in my head. at some parts.
overall, an average game. like mine. I do not pride myself as a game creator, but i do pride myself in my taste as a game reviewer.
Good day.
one game to dank all them memes
Dang, dude. This is really good!
very creative!!
love the puzzles!!
very funny!!
i hate soggy socks!!
Though a bit short, very interesting and entertaining.
yay, an unoriginal linear and short game like thousands more on this site! no wonder the game was here for 2 days and only got 4 plays!
oh whale. i gas som peopals gams is bad as my speeling. that is antil i blayed dis gam.
your games are fantastic.
So far your game seems to have a good start!
It is fairly original for a fantasy game, and I like how you added puzzles.
Keep working!
Nice! Try reentering the game, I think its long enough to get out of sandpit.
its HORRIBLE 0/10
1. no content
2. boring
3. YOU ARE YOSHICLAY NOW DEAL WITDIT
"This is an awesome story. Please read!!! This is something that i worked really hard on so please read it!!!"
OK. First of all it isn't an awesome story, but a terribly short and unoriginal story with unfinished choices. Second of all, nobody will read your story because you worked "really hard" on it. Because a) I'm not sure if you worked on it much at all and b) the labor theory of value is a lie. Deal with it.
Good day.
3.7/5
Fairly original plot. Not as short, and pretty funny too. An enjoyable game.
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Yet another extremely short and linear game packed full of pictures from Google Images and unoriginal characters with no personality.
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Yay.
1. MY CHOICES DONT HAVE ANY EFFECT. It would be better if my choices changed Napoleon's decisions.
2. Very very very short.
3. Pretty good historical understanding. Vive le France! Long live Napoleon!
Altogether my choice was decided on the basis that you didn't have any choices for me. And it was sorta short. Otherwise would be a solid game!
a pretty good "escape the plane and save the people" game. original, too!
a pretty good, yet sort of crazy, gamebook.
A pretty good game. I agree with Susana that you have lots of potential. Keep writing!
Very good game, this can make anyone feel like a 3 year old again.
GJ GJ GJ GJ
While you're at it, make a Donald Trump game!!!
give yourself a high five, cuz you spent so much effort in five minutes trying to make a game that would bore people. You succeeded!
Excellent game!
Very enjoyable and gave great insight into the life of a 1920s butler.
yay, answering stupid trivia questions and fighting in an extremely boring, non-descriptive way is sooooo fun!
a nice game. Long live true serbia.
a bad game that no one should play.
I am a HUGE fan. This is the epitomy of your writing. Unfortunately most of your writing is bad, but this one is HELL DARN GOOD, in the words of one miner in the 49'er gold rush.
could have been a good game. But failed to follow through, as they say in the basketball business.
THUMBS DOWN.
Ways to make your game better
-dont make games of Warrior Cats, Gravity Falls, Undertale, or any other existing...shall we say...movie, book, tv show, video game, etc. this is not a fandom site.
-reading too much script dialogue/spelling mistakes/stuff like that is boring for the reader.
-you haven't worked on this for...lets see...THREE MONTHS. Looking for an update pretty soon...
A good game!
It seems as if the author was from Dickens' time.
you know, you should play some other games on this site. Like for real.
Ways to make a piece of poo like the one you shitted out better:
-Scraed Yet? is not a valid title. DUH
-playing 20 questions isn't interesting. That's why its in sandpit, person.
Nuff said.
Stop writing. Just please. Stop it. The Universe would be so much better off without your games.
1. su per fra gi lis tic ex pi a li do cious TWELVE SYLLABLES IDIOT
2. many of the answers to these questions are not known to 99% of people, and the rest are known to 100% of people.
3. you had the wrong image up even when i answered all 20 correctomundo
4. you have succeeded in making me applaud your LACK OF skill.
no more thumbs up. MIDDLE FINGERS UP THIS TIME, GIRL
Not such a good game as far as my opinion is concerned.
You did a fair job, but it really just lost my interest and some endings were way too short.
THUMBS UP!
It is okay, but to be honest, this game is so much better than StarStyleCakeyMiner's shit. There's lots of stuff to do and I can tell that you worked super hard on this game. Thumbs up from Jesse!
A GOOD GAME. NO FURTHER DESCRIPTION REQUIRED. WHY DO I HAVE TO DESCRIBE ANYTHING
thumbs up great game.
It should have been longer and less amateurish, that's why i gave you a 3 star.
3.4/5
Not really that good, too short, but..sort of funny.
thumbs up, this is great.
I can also tell that you thought through and spent many hours on this game. Something that many other people need to learn.
Thumbs DOWN.
No idea why such games get to the top.
First off, learn how to write.
Second off, learn how to write a game without including random memes, famous people, or weird jokes.
Third off, learn to write more.
Fourth off, I am too bored by your game to write anything else.
Good day.
a poorly made game. And "Geoff" looks more like your mother.
Now why would someone have such a useless mind as to make a game with such quality as this?
NO. NO. NO. NO.
People, this is NOT a warrior cats fanbase. this is NOT an undertale fanbase. this is NOT a memebase.
This is a TEXTADVENTURE SITE. and bad spelling doesn't exactly earn you more stars either.
Other than that, sort of well written, but needs work.
good game, better than most..
