The Master Plan by MooCow

THE MASTER PLAN!!!!!!!!!

The evil elves of all doom are here to stop you from doing...
something...rather...

You must persevere through all the torture of being beaten up repeatedly!!!

I BELIEVE IN YOU!

...I hope this game frustrates you to no end...

Play online

Comment MooCow

04 Dec 2016

i dunno why it's in the sandpit it was put there a long time ago and left to rot

i don't know if this shit fits into a category though so I'm fine with it being here amongst the ocean of unfinished nonsense people publish

Comment Regisblackgaard

03 Dec 2016

why is this in the sandpit?

Comment MooCow

14 Jan 2016

Don't question it, Gladnost

Comment Gladnost

22 Sep 2015

The fuck. What the actual fuck.

Comment デシキーヰ

29 May 2015

Wait why is this in the sandpit? it's too good for that! >:O

Review MisterPibb316

03 May 2015

A deep and powerful metaphor for... something?

Review TheNut12

03 May 2015

after 27 tries i won.

Comment MooCow

03 Apr 2015

I don't know, Angoldir. It's one of life's greatest mysteries. Try consulting the Dolphin King.

Comment Angoldir

03 Apr 2015

Please, help me. I don't understand this. How could a game be so beautiful and amazing?

Review DaNiX88

24 Feb 2015

Wow, what did I just ... play?

Comment MooCow

07 Jul 2014

Norwalis- true dat, sorry

Bunirox- What errors? You mean having to start over again? That's no error. It's just to annoy you. It's kinda hard to have errors in a game when its a gamebook unless you don't fill in a page or something. But I MADE SURE like three times. So...?

Review デシキーヰ

05 Jul 2014

Hilarious xD

Review Buniroxz

02 Jul 2014

I thought it was a good game, but I found some errors that got me a little mad...

Comment norwalis

02 Jul 2014

two things
one your right he is my friend and the walk is a bad game
and two text adventures are hard

Comment MooCow

24 Apr 2014

Well goody good for you, sir, but this wasn't made for you to brag about how fast you can play it, it was made for the enjoyment of making a game that makes no sense whatsoever.

Goody good.

Comment brianvy

18 Apr 2014

that was so easy done it in 4 tries