Nothing Special. (fixed) by LemonGrabJuice

You're just a fast food worker. A GOD DANG LEGENDARY ONE, THAT IS!

Travel to hell and back (except maybe not the back, depending on your choices) and even have a few run ins with Satan himself!

Choose between a whole different bunch of routes!
Some may lead to immediate death, others may make you rich!

Wonder why there is a voice floating around!

Meet with characters from another text adventure, "Square Root of Stupid!" (You'll have to scrounge around hard, but you'll find them eventually.)

Debug list:

Accidentally left the player at page 19, but I fixed it.
Forgot to add a link to page 1 after the Old Age Death on the Nice Guy route.
Forgot to add an ending for the "throw nearby pedestrian" option.