Nothing Special. (fixed) by LemonGrabJuice

You're just a fast food worker. A GOD DANG LEGENDARY ONE, THAT IS!

Travel to hell and back (except maybe not the back, depending on your choices) and even have a few run ins with Satan himself!

Choose between a whole different bunch of routes!
Some may lead to immediate death, others may make you rich!

Wonder why there is a voice floating around!

Meet with characters from another text adventure, "Square Root of Stupid!" (You'll have to scrounge around hard, but you'll find them eventually.)

Debug list:

Accidentally left the player at page 19, but I fixed it.
Forgot to add a link to page 1 after the Old Age Death on the Nice Guy route.
Forgot to add an ending for the "throw nearby pedestrian" option.
Comment bobischill
04 Jan 2026
awesome dude

Review Techno09
28 Dec 2022
This game is a certified hood classic.

Review Silk-Whisper
06 Sep 2021
Absolutely gorgeous literature. Gave me lil ol me a stroke! I dont know wether it was from the gorgeousness or the beautiful spinning artworks.
Love it! Keep up da funnis

Review Bravo
19 Jul 2021
Love that you added a little cameo from another game, the one with the guy in cardboard armor and has a kale

23 Aug 2019
Whoa! The gifs made my mind go WHOOOO but seriously-this game is actually kinda fun! Play this if you don't mind gifs and like interesting games.

Comment itstoast27
16 Oct 2018
Trump ending has no start over

18 Aug 2018
I AM SORRY I HAD TO DO THIS TO YOU PLEASE PRETEND THIS WAS NEVER MADE AND UHHHH CHECK OUT MY NEW PAGE PLEANSE

Review Pizzapower2
04 Aug 2018
This is the best gamebook I've seen so far! I liked the "We are #1" reference.

Review Zedetta
04 Apr 2018
flashing gifs every four seconds and frankly sloppy meme references caused this game to manifest in my home and affect my physical wellbeing

Comment broadwaydude
08 Mar 2018
That take the butter scotch ending doesn't have a restart button :(((

Comment Cheralina
06 Feb 2018
Sorry no, the one where i kill everyone else then try to fly something, that ending doesn't have a start over button

Comment Cheralina
06 Feb 2018
The "Special. (fixed)" ending doesn't have a start over button

28 Dec 2017
Its funny and great!

Review TheBoldWriter
08 Dec 2017
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Comment TheBoldWriter
08 Dec 2017
1 word.



FLIPPINHIPPINGIPPINNIGGINAWESOMELYAMAZINGLYFUNNYPEICEOFSOMEAWESOMESTUFF!

Review ExplorerCat
16 Oct 2017
Good but is very easy to complete. add more!

Review RobotGuy999
29 Jul 2017
Awesome and Funny!

Review TheDL
17 Jul 2017
what.
Just.
WHAT.

Review broadwaydude
25 Jun 2017
This was not taken serious at all. Just a bunch of randomness thrown here and there. It made absolutely no sense and ruins a relationship if added into a conversation. Aimlessly adding nonsense here and there with corny references all over the place.

I love it.

Review Bobbyman1
30 May 2017
BEST. GAME. EVER!!!!!

Review Frisk12345
19 Mar 2017
OMG I love it! I would totes meme again! Also, pls add more to it!

Review MapleSweater
16 Mar 2017
10/10 would meme again

Amazing.

Review Book Lord
21 Feb 2017
holy crap. this game is hilarious, make more game plz

Review CN7
19 Feb 2017
Dude this game is amazing, I literally couldn't stop laughing XD

Comment LemonGrabJuice
19 Feb 2017
Man, It's already finished.
I ain't extendin' it.

Comment dannyskitzo
16 Feb 2017
you should extend the game.... give it more options

13 Feb 2017
one game to dank all them memes

Comment LemonGrabJuice
09 Feb 2017
And now fixed.

Comment LemonGrabJuice
09 Feb 2017
@snazzy ray It's all finished!

Review snazzy ray
09 Feb 2017
This is hella fun you should finish it, although it doesn't seem like it needs more work

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