Nothing Special. (fixed) by LemonGrabJuice

You're just a fast food worker. A GOD DANG LEGENDARY ONE, THAT IS!

Travel to hell and back (except maybe not the back, depending on your choices) and even have a few run ins with Satan himself!

Choose between a whole different bunch of routes!
Some may lead to immediate death, others may make you rich!

Wonder why there is a voice floating around!

Meet with characters from another text adventure, "Square Root of Stupid!" (You'll have to scrounge around hard, but you'll find them eventually.)

Debug list:

Accidentally left the player at page 19, but I fixed it.
Forgot to add a link to page 1 after the Old Age Death on the Nice Guy route.
Forgot to add an ending for the "throw nearby pedestrian" option.

Play online

Comment bobischill

04 Jan 2026

awesome dude

Review Techno09

28 Dec 2022

This game is a certified hood classic.

Review Silk-Whisper

06 Sep 2021

Absolutely gorgeous literature. Gave me lil ol me a stroke! I dont know wether it was from the gorgeousness or the beautiful spinning artworks.
Love it! Keep up da funnis

Review Bravo

19 Jul 2021

Love that you added a little cameo from another game, the one with the guy in cardboard armor and has a kale

Review SilverStone the dragon

23 Aug 2019

Whoa! The gifs made my mind go WHOOOO but seriously-this game is actually kinda fun! Play this if you don't mind gifs and like interesting games.

Comment itstoast27

16 Oct 2018

Trump ending has no start over

Review BigThottyOxygen

18 Aug 2018

I AM SORRY I HAD TO DO THIS TO YOU PLEASE PRETEND THIS WAS NEVER MADE AND UHHHH CHECK OUT MY NEW PAGE PLEANSE

Review Pizzapower2

04 Aug 2018

This is the best gamebook I've seen so far! I liked the "We are #1" reference.

Review Zedetta

04 Apr 2018

flashing gifs every four seconds and frankly sloppy meme references caused this game to manifest in my home and affect my physical wellbeing

Comment broadwaydude

08 Mar 2018

That take the butter scotch ending doesn't have a restart button :(((

Comment Cheralina

06 Feb 2018

Sorry no, the one where i kill everyone else then try to fly something, that ending doesn't have a start over button

Comment Cheralina

06 Feb 2018

The "Special. (fixed)" ending doesn't have a start over button

Review LaylaTheWriter

28 Dec 2017

Its funny and great!

Review TheBoldWriter

08 Dec 2017

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Comment TheBoldWriter

08 Dec 2017

1 word.

FLIPPINHIPPINGIPPINNIGGINAWESOMELYAMAZINGLYFUNNYPEICEOFSOMEAWESOMESTUFF!

Review ExplorerCat

16 Oct 2017

Good but is very easy to complete. add more!

Review RobotGuy999

29 Jul 2017

Awesome and Funny!

Review TheDL

17 Jul 2017

what.
Just.
WHAT.

Review broadwaydude

25 Jun 2017

This was not taken serious at all. Just a bunch of randomness thrown here and there. It made absolutely no sense and ruins a relationship if added into a conversation. Aimlessly adding nonsense here and there with corny references all over the place.

I love it.

Review Bobbyman1

30 May 2017

BEST. GAME. EVER!!!!!