Your friend dares you to try and shave your legs. What do you do? I guarantee that it will take many attempts before you avoid dying in horrible agony.
How can a sofa cause the birth of a star?
Who is the mysterious Katelyn?
Is it really possible to commit accidental suicide with a potato?
Find out the answers to all these questions and more in a tale laced with gore, philosophy and black humour.
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I couldn't barely make it past the shaving your legs part. It got even stupider when you had to shave your legs with a potato and SOMEHOW the potato shards get down your throat? This makes no sense.
This game utilizes poor comedy in the form of random and meaningless actions. This is the kind of comedy that is commonly enjoyed by young boys or immature peoples. The game actually has a kind of plot so it is not completely incomprehensible and language is used well to paint the literary picture in the reader's mind. The game would be a lot more appealing if you actually found it funny, however the game also lacks content and the desire for actions that hold any real weight. Almost all of the options where the right choice isn't picked result in instant death. The game could literally be 'won' by randomly clicking the links without ever even reading them. Using this strategy one could probably complete this game in about 1 minute - a significant flaw.
This really helped get up my courage to finally shave my own legs. Unfortunately, while poking my leg with a stick, I was reminded of the gentle poking of Suzie's finger in my eye. As rage built up inside of me I began poking my leg harder with the stick. I severed most of my arteries and began bleeding profusely onto the ground. If only she had kept her fingers to herself, none of this would have happened. Oh, the meaningless of life.
I died. The end.
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Written by benjiful9000
Plays 3604
Downloads 975 Download file
Written for Quest 5.5
Published 20 Feb 2014
Updated 01 Mar 2014
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