You are Jeff, Harry has caught you with local crime boss's wife, in bed. Frank, Said crime boss, wants to kill you. your sister, who drove you to the pub, has been drinking for a long time. You have managed to get dressed and down the stairs. Frank wants you dead, Harry has seen you naked and Alice is drunk. What do you do? (my first game, made in 1 night and 1 morning, open to criticism and improvements.)
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If you want to play a game where you get to die in a variety of ways in a short amount of time then this is the game for you. Even the witty prose doesn't save it from anything other than one star.
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