An interactive piece of breathtaking literature brought to you by me, the acclaimed writer, Bella De La Rocher.
Please read, comment and share because I am sure that if someone from ITV sees it they will want to make it into a special flagship drama for Christmas despite not being Christmassy at all.
I guess it is supposed to be funny, but I personally dislike the writing as it doesn't come off ironic enough. Also, it is an incredibly short game with little intrigue of any kind.