You're just a fast food worker. A GOD DANG LEGENDARY ONE, THAT IS!
Travel to hell and back (except maybe not the back, depending on your choices) and even have a few run ins with Satan himself!
Choose between a whole different bunch of routes!
Some may lead to immediate death, others may make you rich!
Wonder why there is a voice floating around!
Meet with characters from another text adventure, "Square Root of Stupid!" (You'll have to scrounge around hard, but you'll find them eventually.)
Accidentally left the player at page 19, but I fixed it.
Forgot to add a link to page 1 after the Old Age Death on the Nice Guy route.
Forgot to add an ending for the "throw nearby pedestrian" option.