Commander's Small Day Obsolete by crazyguy225

Comment desrapter

Wie kann ich das Spiel spielen

Comment TinyElise

hype hype hype

Comment crazyguy225

More content is coming, slowly but surely. After Parseval will be Baltimore, New Jersey, and Honolulu

Review Nico Nico Ni

Please know that not all of us Germans are like this.
Und für euch deutsche Spastis , sucht euch ein Leben ihr hobbylosen.

Review antite

Great game can't wait to see more

Review Chobit

Dieses Spiel ist scheiße, bitte löschen.

Comment Killerknife44

the new update is pretty good!

Comment bugslave

schizo

Comment Spee

I work for all of the German Military. I know more people that there are in San Marino and those i know, know even more.

Comment bugslave

how many accounts do you have, guy

Comment Spee

Yeah. They get angry because you dared say something critical about their oh so perfect porn game or literally make any joke regarding the British and their piss coloured teeth or their ragged ol’ Queen.

Then they try and insult us, forgetting that we are literally doing what we were suppose by sharing it to more and more people that just don’t like it as much since they’re more trained to control hormones and instead offer to help make it at least a little better.

Also, @Coolguy225, Müller( or @Justforone) works under the Deutsche Marine. He can help you with locations and ideas seeing as he lives on one of the bases and deals with many things regarding our ships and crews along with files and incident reports. He has hundreds of stories you could use to add some fun to it and even relieve some workload.

Gott Mit Uns, K Spee.(Yes, a descendent of von Spee if that answers some questions)

Comment Bó_cairdiúil

Are people actually getting mad that the group is sharing the game? Isn’t that the point of it? Also i thought reviewbomb meant it was all 1 stars. I’m sure my eyes aren’t that bad but the average rating is 4 ain’t it? Guess the sheep shaggers have no dentists, no optician, and no idea who the Irish are.

Review Txtadventurer

Just dropping a review to counteract this unfunny tryhard. Seems like it's some obsessive loser, I don't know what set him off about this game in particular. You might want to reupload this game to avoid the reviewbomb though.

Review Buzzkill

Good Game.

Review Nexus1902

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Comment Bó_cairdiúil

Hans you British sympathizing short ass. What the hell do you mean it’s Justified!? Scared i’ll pick you up like a ball and kick you back to mama? Hah! Mo ghrá thú.

Review Bó_cairdiúil

Now let’s see what’s here. Well we got another reason being 221 cm is a curse.
Writing is probably fine but the fact the germans ain’t drunk 24/7 means someone messed up and it wasn’t us! Us Irish and the Germs love slugging pints of beer down our gulls until we die.
And there are yellow teethed sheep shaggers so already it’s bad, Éire go deo! Is fuath linn na Breataine!

Comment Eaglejäger

Welcome back Hanz. I know who it is and your fear is very, very justified.

Comment BoneyHanzi

I go on Medical leave for surgery and come back to Spë annoying Müller and getting sent to the cirrus and seing someone mix up die Marine, die Luftwaffe, and the entirety of die Bundeswehr with die Armee. At this point I'm wondering who Spë will refer this to next and it makes me scared.

Comment Nexus1902

Wow, and I thought Swiss were too precise.

Review bugslave

i like the story a lot, i want to clean some shipgirls toes with my microscopic tongue

these german guys are crazy :(

Comment Spee

Yes! I got Müller to make a spelling mistake! Hahaha! I ain’t headed to the circus!

Comment Justforone

After chasing an unwanted break in away with a broom and the dictionary he held, I will indeed write you’re well deserved paragraph and change the passcode to my office. Stay out Spë.

Let’s start.

Petty - adjective
1.
of little importance; trivial.

I do not believe this definition fits the context. This would mean that what we do as the Deutsche Marine is Trivial. Defense of our fatherland and our allies is never trivial. We must keep our name as clear as our intentions.

On that note; My mission here is to insure we are seen properly. Spë is here to be…well Spë. As you have seen he likes to spread things to who wants it most. However he is also prone to annoying others due to calling everyone “American” because he was thought they are not the smartest.

If you wish we can order him off his phone during work and I will take his place in these discussions.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to find and take him to circus.

Oberbootsmann Müller.

Comment Justforone

Wait, so it’s “petty” for us to share this to people who enjoy it but don’t enjoy it as much because they are trained to not talk with their small head? Ether my english is slipping or somebody got a definition wrong because that makes as much sense as Imp. Japan and their suicide planes.

Also expect a paragraph from Müller. I know him well enough that he’ll write one.

Comment Nexus1902

Who would have thought having a size fetish would make me discover how petty are Germans about their military? You learn something new everyday

Comment Justforone

I am sorry if my writing style and word choice confused you. We here are taught to write formally, even to people we disagree with or take up issues with in order to insure we are polite and kind to everyone. It is key to insure no fight is started.

My writing was meant as a formal complaint of unfair representation of us here in the Deutsche Marine. We do take pride in our work defending our fatherland and do very much hate it when we are misrepresented. As it is with any branch of the Bundeswehr, and your own military most likely.

If you have an issue please come speak to me personally through personal messages. I can help resolve and clarify any miss understanding that may have developed and hopefully resolve this issue we have. I have more than enough time to talk with you.

However I do advise you to please lower your tone. Diplomacy between men is only possible if we are calm. Otherwise we might start another world war, and we don’t want that now do we?

I wish you well on your sails still my overseas friend.

Oberbootsmann Müller.

Comment Spee

@Ratchat222(Wo ist Clank?)

Wenn Englisch Unsinn ist, dann genieße etwas Deutsch. Ich kann auch Niederländisch sprechen. Hoffe das hilft!

Müller hat einen Paragraphen gemacht, weil er bei der Deutschen Marine arbeitet und sich etwas genauer wünscht.

Sie können ihn um weitere Informationen bitten. Inzwischen ist er wach.

Hat das Ihr amerikanisches Gehirn erschreckt?

Gott Mit Uns.

Comment Ratchet222

Not an American, but okay. Just get a life, would ya? Its embarrassing seeing grown men typing massive paragraphs of nonsense to troll on a text adventure website.

Comment Spee

@Ratchet222(Where is Clank444?)
I wish i could answer it but you created a paradox.

But i have to ask, why are we “Losers” if we’re sharing it amongst the men? We are letting more see it like how we are suppose to. They just don’t find it as good since we learn to not talk from their second heads, even out of combat.

I can see why you get scared from differing opinions. Americans always hate when someone says something different. How else did they lose Three wars and have lower stability of nuclear fission?

Gott Mit Uns and fight Doctor Nefarious already. :D

Comment Ratchet222

I gotta ask, why are you guys such fucking losers? Its a fucking fetish game about a mobile gacha game. Get out of here, ya weirdos.

Comment Spee

Oh god. Müller had an entire essay. That’s expected of a Oberbootsmann

Review Justforone

Let’s get this done quickly.

I’m an Oberbootsmann of the Deutsche Marine here to tell you some simple things you got, unsurprisingly, wrong. I’m open for discussion following this if you need clarification or a little more information.

1. If you are going to use the Deutsche Marine then please use our ranks and titles and not the Amerikan ones. You look stupid doing that. I have a list of titles if you need them.

2. We’ll address the fact you call our ships Females. Female ships are only for named ones. Male for ones named after royalty or generals like Der Prinz Eugen oder Der Friedrich der Große. Otherwise they’re neuter, or neutral. Remember your Die, Der, und Das. They are not the same.

3. We have a set of laws on every base. They apply to everyone. One of these is with missing men and women. If a dock worker fails to report then we don’t pull a Amerikan Navy and just shrug and move on. We search for them, we call, we shut down ports, we force searches. We don’t stop until we find them, find a piece of them, or are ordered by a higher Officer.

4. Any ships that dared bare the flag or symbols of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei would not be there long and would be destroyed faster than Hiroshima on August 6th. We make no exception.

5. We don’t take kindly to soldiers, or even ships, who fail their jobs. Der Prinz Eugen would be shot in the head faster than a fat Jude in a KZ, or Konzentrationslager. That is if we spare her from her first reappearance thanks to her heavy radiation after having a Nuclear Bomb drop near her.

6. Sexual Activity is not uncommon on base. However it is still forbidden. The moment you’d get found out doing this, with ample evidence of course, you would be grabbed by the hair, stripped bare, spat on, and thrown onto the beach you were suppose to serve.

7. Liquids don’t stop at stomachs. They pass right through unless a solid was eaten recently.

There are many, many, many more issues taken with this but these are the most pressing a

Review jeesoo

One of the best games that ever existed, great writing and characters, waiting for more.

Comment Witte_dokter_Schaap

Hallo K.

I am good.
I hope i can convince someone someday. It’d be fun to see how far they get.

Maria met jou :)

Comment Spee

Weiss! How is it mein schwules Schaf!

Also, If you can convince someone to do that then i’ll supply the boot clean supply. ein Arzt With Blut on their boots ist nicht sehr gut. Hope Bec is treating you well over the line.

Gott Mit Uns meine mein holländischer freund.

Comment Witte_dokter_Schaap

Seems the states are angry that people are being honest again. I find it fun to watch.
But hey, maybe i can convince someone to come to the hospital and get their throat trampled, i got steel heel boots for a reason! Maybe i’ll wear a dress while i do it, get them something to look at.

Baa Baa.

Review Witte_dokter_Schaap

Hello, Doctor from the Nederland here. After opening these reviews during break, a nearby NDIR started measuring high levels of smoke being blown. You are medically advised to please wear your military issued Avon M50 gas mask to protect yourself from inhaling CO2 and appropriate clothing to prevent skin irritation.

The germans have already taken over so please ask for one if needed. We have ample supply.

Oh, The game is fine. Decent at it’s job but could use with medical advice on the human body.

Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.

Review kaako

ignore the haters :)

Comment Eaglejäger

They wasn't wrong. When you're stuck on a plane for a few hours we get a bit more enjoyment from this than a puppet made of a skull and our shitpost supply manager. Only issue is that it takes a long while for updates but we get our phones taken during training, except for jump training, so I have a lot to do while I wait. Fortis et Fidus!

also, Bone, give me that PF or I'll jump onto your haus. :)

Review Eaglejäger

Mates ain't wrong. Us here in Fallschirmjäger liked the read while flying over Deutschland for training. only issues? Hostilities and able to speed through everything real quick. Definitely needs more ships but we know that takes time. Can't wait for the next update. Thanks for the suggestion K! Fortis et Fidus und Gott Mit Uns friends!

Review TheSonic24

All in all, it's okay.

Pretty par for the course honestly.

Aside from a few deaths kinda turning me off cause of a concerning lack of care, it was okay.

P.S: I do agree with Spee though. Some interactives here do have the directions as legitimate options within the text itself. The fact that it isn't for this game kinda leads to an intrusive back and forth between the main screen and the cardinal direction menu

Comment BoneyHanzi

Wait. They thought you were serious? Mine was the serious one!

With such bad grammar it should be obvious.

but with concerns:

We don't use Cardinal as much in Hamburg compared to Amerika. That's why I said it was a Pet-Peeve. It wasn't a reason for 2 stars.

That was just because it's above average but nowhere near godlike as some seem to say. 1 was gone for star restricting, 1 was for there being no humor, and 1 was gone for hostilities of people who don't like it as much as others.

It is still good but we didn't find it as good so we rated as we believe. we are spreading it to friends in the Fallschirmjäger and The Marine. They will like this more than us, Especially more than Stabsgefreiter.

I'll see to it that he rewrites his to where he actually says his concerns(And take his Englischklasse)

Gott Mit Uns. Spar mir ein paar Pommes.

With love, Getfreiter B.H.

Comment Spee

Für all wondering:

Mein review ist still a joke. But ballooning Der rating is nicht Gut. Ist was to bring Der rating down to where the reviews said nicht die Sterne and let some laughs out. Don’t add eine fünf Sterne because someone said something there is no agreement on. Ruins der point of the reviews. It is spreading between Die Fallschirmjäger so wait für their review. They enjoy small reads between flights.

Gott Mit Uns.
Und ich nehme das Salz für meine Pommes. :)

Liebe, Stabsgefreiter K.

Review Ratchet222

Awesome game, ignore spee and boney. Spee appears to not understand that death happens a LOT in size games while Boney is...complaining about a QUEST game using cardinal directions? EVERY quest game uses cardinal directions. Or at least, the majority of the GOOD ones do. Great work in general, love it so far.

Review highenergyfire122

Some people don't know a good game.

Yours is top notch, crazyguy225.

Comment BoneyHanzi

@Spee (Es tut mir lied)

Fick Sie. Ich kann einen 1-Kilometer-Schuss treffen!

Wie auch immer, die Fallschirmjäger kommen. Sie brauchen während des Fluges etwas zu lesen. :)

Comment Spee

@boneyHanzi (Oder Getfreiter, Use @!)

1. Erlebe mich

2. -_-

3. Definetley

Mache einen 1-Kilometer-Schuss und ich werde mehr erfahren.

Gott Mit Uns.

Comment BoneyHanzi

Stabsgefreiter. Panzerschokolade kann man nicht verteilen. Die haben wir '00 verboten.

Also

Gott mit uns, Nicht Gott mitt uns. Hat dich der Englischunterricht durcheinander gebracht?

Review BoneyHanzi

Mundane. Semi-Descriptive with actions but that's it. Has potential.

Maybe have some Jokes here and there? We have a few you can use from here in Hamburg for the German ships. It's add some humor, at the least.

Also have something that mentions you have to use Cardinal directions? That's just a pet-peeve but, took a few moments to find out.

I'll keep an eye on this every update incase my opinion changes and revise this as needed.

Mit Liebe aus Hamburg!

Comment Spee

@crazyguy225 (Oder Menschenfresser)

There ist ein panzerschokolade for du if du do. Du need it für das DM53 test.

Got mitt uns.

Review boons123

Personally, I love the deaths of the innocent in this game. Fantastic work.

Review tonybones

Dropping five stars just to counteract the unfunny troll.

Comment crazyguy225

@Spee

And I don't care. Don't worry, an update will be coming with more

Comment YEET boi

This promotes death? Mate I think you might be new here. Let me tell you this, every single micro macro type of stuff has death on this site. Be warned and watch out

Review Spee

This story seems innocent until it starts describing death of innocents by Crushing of the body, overheating, and melting by Salzsäure! It is beyond excuse to promote such horrid behavior of der Menschenfresser! Fix this issue and we’ll try this again. Gott helfe dir.

Comment Spee

This promotes death, should have guessed. Best patch it soon Menschenfresser! Verpiss dich!

Comment crazyguy225

@NotNotch

The download button on the right side will download the game file, with which you need to have the Quest software to run.

Review TinyElise

Great variety of scenarios, top notch writing, chill creator. Do yourself a favour if you're into micro/macro and play it.

Comment NotNotch

the 2.0 update cant be downloaded

Comment lobito2

I could ask for an order ... is that Atago can be raised unconsciously without her noticing and that the character is not with things like (I cannot look at the atago panties out of shame) because on one occasion the character tells him a Take the opportunity to shrink and slip into his shoe for pleasure (Shoe
Well, since you are so small, you might not get this opportunity again. It will be interesting to see what the inside of Atago)

:) but it has too much potential, do not waste it

Review Lobo

Es increible estar un poquito atago ta bueno, espero que le des, una libertad absoluta en la que seria trepar tu cuerpo, por favor ve a donde quieras que incluya debajo de la camiseta, falda, medias.

Review lobito2

It is unbelievable to be a little atago ta good, I hope you give, an acsolute freedom in which it would be to climb your body, please go where you want that includes underneath the shirt, skirt, stockings.

Review Dino_kid01

Good start can't wait to see what you come up with and its good to see people doing giantess things again just don't burn yourself out have a good day/night.

Review YEET boi

Amazing for the start. Would love to see way more girls and scenarios