The Ambergris Heist by SlapstickGames
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WARNING: The following is a NSFW choose your own adventure story complete with illustrations. It is a slapstick experience where you take the role of an unlucky home invader who ends up on the receiving end of numerous pranks and humiliations.
SYNOPSIS: You play as the villainous villainess -- Madame Vil Ene -- as you invade the Johnson family's suburban home in an attempt to rob them of a valuable treasure! But (unfortunately for you) the house is guarded by twin siblings Jinny and Jimmy who, along with their guard dog Rufus, have booby trapped the house to stop you from succeeding. During this game, you will try to best these two quick witted kids who have a slew of pranks and punishments planned to stop you from robbing their house and destroying their lives!
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ARTWORK CREDITS:
The majority of the artwork in this adventure was drawn by the fantastic TheRafaLee. He is available for commission and his work can be found at: deviantart.com/rafaleeart
The art for the dining room sequence was contributed by Zzerver. His work can be found at: deviantart.com/zzerver and youtube.com/zzerver.
Two pieces were contributed by Gubblenub, whose artwork can be found at: deviantart.com/gubblenub
Two wedgie pieces were done by Marmotap, whose artwork can be found at: deviantart.com/marmotap
The closet piece was contributed by BoscoloAndrea, whose artwork can be found at: deviantart.com/boscoloandrea
The naked ending picture was contributed by Ja3ger, whose artwork can be found at: deviantart.com/ja3ger
The paddling ending picture was contributed by Criminal Kiwi, whose artwork can be found at: deviantart.com/criminalkiwi
The bare bottom ending and one of the garage pieces was contributed by Nasbak-Cryman, whose artwork can be found at deviantart.com/nasbak-cryman
And a very special thanks to TheShockerManiac, who I must thank for contributing the cover and several other pieces of original art for this project and allowing me to use his original character: Madame Vil Ene. If you are interest
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TheAwesomeGeekBoy
15 Nov 2023
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V Star Time
26 Aug 2023
Playing this felt like I was watching Home Alone for the first time again! This is quite the masterpiece. And while the Adult tag means no kids would be playing this on their own, (or not if the kid is as clever as these two) I'm sure they would've been laughing at all the shenanigans that happened. My favourite part was with the Halloween prop. If something like this happened in a Home Alone movie, they would have triggered the second prompt (minus the clothes ripping since it's a kids movie). Tl;Dr I went down a trip in memory lane and didn't even know it. Five well earned stars.
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the shöcker pit
10 Jul 2022
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sven_zxc
10 Oct 2021
Well, this was a fun game! The writing is both funny and engaging, and the artwork is sublime.
Now, defeating the siblings is quite hard. The twins' ability to stop you are borderline supernatural. They're always several steps ahead of you, and you're practically always one click away from disaster.
But losing in this game means you get treated with entertaining scenarios at the Madams expense, and numerous defeats have artwork to go with it.
This game has many twists and turns, and it has plenty of replay value with different good and bad endings.
All and all, this is a good game that's well worth your time. Have fun trying to defeat those demonic imps.
Now, defeating the siblings is quite hard. The twins' ability to stop you are borderline supernatural. They're always several steps ahead of you, and you're practically always one click away from disaster.
But losing in this game means you get treated with entertaining scenarios at the Madams expense, and numerous defeats have artwork to go with it.
This game has many twists and turns, and it has plenty of replay value with different good and bad endings.
All and all, this is a good game that's well worth your time. Have fun trying to defeat those demonic imps.
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JPeralta99
19 Jul 2021
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31 May 2021
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14 Nov 2020
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13 Nov 2020
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30 Sep 2020
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10 Sep 2020
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29 Jul 2020
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Published 12 Jul 2020
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