Dieben

Review for The Bomb

Fair job, a bit bland, but to a tolerable level. Since it is so basic but is still a beta I cut you some slack.
~Dieben the female bandit

Review for ESCAPE!-boring edition

Finally, someone who can condense the feelings of boredom within themselves, and distribute it to the world as toxic, blatant, sour, milk. As something done for the sh*ts and giggles of it; it isn't half-bad. However, as a game, it is not only an insult to the term, but a stain upon the briliant canvas of text adventures. I do not mean to belittle you or anyone else, or anyones' accomplishments; but anybody who is pathetic enough to spit on a paintbrush, rub it on said canvas, and call it a picture is not just a moron, but a blinking retard! Calling it "ESCAPE-boring edition" is just putting a bigger label on it; which in either case still reads: My Sh*t. For someone who has a history, a life, a speck of intelligence and decency, you just smeared it all over with snot ridden with the anal secretion of ignorance and the essence of idiocy. If you really want to light your imagination on fire that badly, go post something at pointlesssites.com or better yet, go watch the sh*t dry on your wall that you just smeared there with your *ss, and shut up! I feel like eating tacos tonight.
~Dieben the female bandit