Last Minute by Ruderbager Doppelganger (A.K.A. Hulk Handsome)

Oh, crap! Crap, crap, crap! Crappity crappy crap!

Poop.

The deadline for the 2012 Interactive Fiction Competition is only ten minutes away! There's no chance in Hades that I'll finish my Twine magnum opus before it's pencils down! Well, I could finish it, but it's not something I want to rush, much like my loving.

Screw it! I'll just throw random crap together and submit it! Anything will do, as long as I have an entry and a chance to win that box of authentic Belgian chocolates!

A Choose Your Own IFCOMP Entry.

May or may not have actually been written at the last minute.