Dungeons & Deadlines by m3g1dd0

Imagine a world where you sell your labour power for less than the value produced by your labour, and your company profits from this surplus value. Welcome to Dungeons & Deadlines, a card game where you have to balance work and life, success and sanity, career and family to survive the probation period. How long will you last? Can you survive the probation period of 31 days? Will you burn out or fade away?

Created by ODD PIZZA! aka Miles Matrix during an extreme bout of depression as a means to a voice, Dungeons & Deadlines is a satirical look at daily work place horror and the meaningless emptiness of capitalism played out via cards.

- Over 40 Work and Life cards respectively
- A dozen Go To Work Early / Later and Work Overtime / Go Home cards respectively
- 5 different outcomes based on your balance – if you survive the probation period
- With an original 5-song chiptune soundtrack by game creator Miles Matrix (available on Spotify, Apple Music, Bandcamp and many more) – including the bonus track "Capitalism Stole My Virginity", a cover of The (International) Noise Conspiracy: ffm.to/dungeonsanddeadlines

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Review Nebby14

05 Oct 2021

Very nice, incredibly well made

Comment Thetrend

11 Sep 2021

Really well made game
Players will be transformed into a Monarch, going to collect all kinds of cards, which are the powerful generals in history to form a powerful army to storm every match. Nearly 100 famous generals will be present in the game and divided into 5 factions: Thuc, Wei, Ngo, Quan, Than, becoming powerful generals accompanying gamers. Collecting many talents, you will become more powerful, besides, players also need to understand the characters, skillfully calculate tactics and arrange positions to create undefeated defensive squads. .

Review SlapstickGames

04 Jun 2021

Really well made game, but it's a little repetitive.

Comment themehkidd

17 May 2021

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Review Khiara

17 May 2021

Nice working simulation text story. I also love the soundtracks!

Review john.smallberries

12 May 2021

I couldn't even begin because the leading (spaces between lines, or lack thereof) made it unreadable.

Comment john.smallberries

12 May 2021

The leading in this game makes it unreadable.

Review AQRE

30 Apr 2021

Really great game you never get bored of it it’s all about the balance between work and life (and porn)

Review TextCreator27

11 Feb 2021

This is amazing. Best pixel "digital card game" I've ever played! The soundtrack and visuals were astounding.

Review Otakunami777

03 Jan 2021

Great game a bit of a challange to figue out the best combos

Review NoobGamer69

15 Dec 2020

It has some good jokes here and there, but the heavy reliance on luck and the repetitive nature of play doesn't make it worth much more than a couple of playthroughs. I died twice because I kept getting cards that decreased family.

Review peregrinthewayfarer

01 Dec 2020

Plenty of humour, nice layout, witty cards, great soundtrack, and questionable colleagues– all necessary elements. Poor Karen.

Comment ostrichadventurer64

25 Nov 2020

How can I make a card game style text adventure?

Review ostrichadventurer64

25 Nov 2020

Amazing game. I could see this must have taken FOREVER to make. However I would have given a 5 if it were not for the swearing. Please try to use milder language in future

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11 Nov 2020

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Comment Rich Bunnett

27 Sep 2020

Yay, I won. Or lost as I found out!

Review 9sk

03 Aug 2020

too repetitive

Review Tundealion

19 Jun 2020

lol! Funny

Comment Pascal666

13 Jun 2020

It would be nice if the stats were always at the top of the screen. No idea how I did at the end. I thought I won, but guess not:
You get fired before the end of the probation period. Idiot.
You lasted 31 days.

Review monica744

26 May 2020

Amazing, I love your game. Working in an office myself, the game really hit home. Great work!

Comment swordequalsbleughh

17 May 2020

Absolutely phenomenal. Entertaining and refreshing! Highly recommended

Review Jacob Jackson

04 May 2020

Overall a great way to spend your time

Review JonQ

02 May 2020

Awesome soundtrack! That alone makes it worthwhile. But the cards are hilarious, and the vintage font gives me warm fuzzies. This is clever and witty. The motivational quotes are from classic texts, speakers, celebrities and give a nice counterbalance to the satirical work week scenarios. There is a lot of variety in the interactions, considering the limitations of a card game format. Replayable and fun. Very cool!

Comment Dark_Cactus

22 Apr 2020

I miss Karen

Review Zoe Strope

20 Apr 2020

Funny and cool little game.

Comment SERGIOSTHEPROGRAMMER

02 Apr 2020

I love this game... It's very nice...

Review Zesc

05 Mar 2020

There defenitly went some effort into this, meaning the presentation is more than solid.

The gameplay is rather shallow, to the point where it gets annoying to move your mouse in order to see the next part of the hilariously written card texts.

The humour is a refreshign mix of gallows humor and cynism. If you're someone like me who subsists solely on these two things: if you have 10 minutes to spare, i recommend you this game.

Review FoxyPlayGamer435

06 Feb 2020

Amazing work! The events are amazing!

Review haltandcatchvapers

01 Feb 2020

Loved it!

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