Escape The House 2! by dther99

Review Crispin

If you are interested in improving the game, use correct capitalization, punctuation, and spelling. Also, try to describe the setting a bit more to help the player get into the game. It seems a little odd to have a house a bathroom connecting a hall with a living room. Add more rooms to explore and items to find. And last, finding a key somehow turns on the light, which doesn't really make sense, and you have a plastic bag on you (on your head?) that just... disappears.

You have an interesting story idea that could be expanded on to make a full game, rather than just a 5-command exercise.

Comment dther99

PSSS. I really ment it. you ARE holding me back a mile.

Comment dther99

PSS. I am DEFENAITELY (not sure how to spell it!) Smarter then you! im just not a programmer ok?! You are a not a jerk. quintuple that. so your a Really, really, really, really x 6 Jerk. So Are your proud of yourself?

Comment dther99

PS. Your game sucks.

Comment dther99

Andrew Only Again: LOOK IM NOT A MASTERMIND OK?! IM BARELY EVEN A TEEN YOU CRAP FOR BRAINS! IM NOT SCARED IF YOU THINK THIS IS MEAN! STUPID FACE! AND THEY DONT ON AUTO MATICLY! YOU USE THE KEY TO REMOVE YOUR HANDCUFFS AND YOU REMOVE THE THING BLOCKING YOUR EYES! YOU ARE A HUGE JERK!

Comment Michael1

I'm just gonna add a comment, not a review even though I played this already.

It doesn't seem like a game, but wrather a very very short simple story.
but cool try though.

Comment Andrew Trewin

Amusing.
I havn't really been active lately so I am going to play your game again and see if my feelings about it change.

Done.

Alrighty. You can see the key in total darkness yet not the paper clip. The lights turn themselves on magically after taking the key. To win just keep clicking north. There is absolutely no room descriptions whatsoever. There is no Ghost object in the final room.

I am at a loss at how you managed to do this. Did you put any thought in it whatsoever? Why do you, and others like you, continue to create these things and expect a positive responce from the quest community? If the truth hurts you so much I wonder why you continue to upload crappy games into the archive and expect a different reaction.

Try to create a good game. Add challenges, puzzles, unique item combinations, interesting room descriptions. A storyline. Don't get me wrong, I am no master of Quest, and few have actually achieved that. (Not mentioning any names) But for the love of god, wait a few years until your age reaches two digits, then try again.

Saying I suck, well that is just really mature. I just don't know how I am going to live on. And you wonder why people don't like you here. If you get a truthful post about your crappy games you simply swear at them, insult them, and show no respect whatsoever.

Holding you back? How does telling the truth hold you back? As far as im concerned it isn't, I am simply telling you how to improve. I regret the way I reviewed your game earlier, I shouldn't have been so cruel. But unfortunetly everything I said was truthful.

A ''dis incouraging loser''. Creative. If only you could channel some of that creativity into your games. I am not ''dis incouraging'' you. I am simply telling the truth, as I have mentioned earlier.

You hate me. Yeah well, build a bridge and get over it. I don't care if you hate me, your words are just pixels on a screen, and hopefully I will never meet you, so I don't give a shit about your feelings towards me are. If the truth hurts you so much then

Comment dther99

oh, and you made me lose my 4 star rating! i hate you ALOT!

Comment dther99

~andrew only~
you know, you suck. you keep holding me back. your a dis incouraging loser. i hate you.

Comment Michael the gamer

Oh boy, another stab on another funny game and the same author
and GAMER!, I agree that its better then the 'escape' Games

Review Andrew Trewin

Another peice of crap. Seriously, no grammer whatsoever. Many spelling mistakes.

And taking the key manages to turn on the lights as well! Amazing. Appalling. And btw, there is no humor in this game whatsoever.

Review GAMER!

This game is so easy! I completed it in about a minute. At least this game is better than "escape 1" and "escape 2." I think the ending was well, let's just say not very good. I give this game a 3 oujt of 5.

Review Michael the gamer

Bravo! Bravo!
Best game I've seen from you
Its sooooooo Funny and if I recommend a funny text adventure author it will be you dther99

Walkthough

Take key
Take Paper Clip
North all the way
Read the ending :)

LOL