when I was moments before I was going to take my life, I noticed this tab mysteriously opened on my computer. I put the knife down and pressed 'play online', and I was immediately mesmerized about the detail and beauty of it all. then - I realized - life was worth it. humans can really create beautiful things. killing yourself was just a waste of precious time on the earth that will never happen again. suddenly my dad came back with the perfect milk and I'm now very happy with my life. thank you
This game should be sent to the sandpit. There is only a few pages. Even a DEMO would be longer than this piece of garbage. It would probably take you longer to make the cover art than the actual game
This game is weird, and I LOVE it. The car being blasted into space and the relation of God and the avocado is sooo funny and this game goes very pensive about a single avocado. 5/5 awesome text adventure
This text adventure's mystery and old-timey theme doesn't fit with my style. Sure, the start of the game is OK, but one of the links glitch out. 2/5 - quite bad