Eat Cow To Live by Paper Asssassin

TERMINATE AND EAT COW!!!
Completely original idea and completely original theme.
It's fun and unique! Try it! Please rate or comment if you like!

Eat Cow To Live,

Play it,
Love it.

Ps. What direction does the water in your toilet spin?
Clockwise or counter-clockwise?

Play online

Comment P0k3m0n_St0r13s

28 Dec 2022

Fun and made me laugh, I recommend.

Review goose

19 Jul 2020

It was fun. But it makes no sense that cows only cost $1 lol

Comment goose

19 Jul 2020

Imagine a $1 cow irl lol

Review Heres a problem

16 Feb 2020

not even entertaining. Theres literally one or twow choices and u either die from poor weapons or u dont die

Review jmnevil54

18 Jul 2018

You kill a cow. You eat the cow. I died twice. It's very short. It's very violent.

Review Maiominor

26 Feb 2018

Divertido juego. Buen trabajo.

Review SoftheartRocks

01 Feb 2017

Hilarious! It isn't too complicated, but it is difficult.

Review kurdibur

05 May 2015

Really? Really? Fine idea... Elaboration needed, I don't get it. I won without 'killing the cow' sure the game was a joke idea but. But really? As MisterPibb316 said, more substance needed, a lot more.

Review MisterPibb316

24 Apr 2015

It's cute and short, but as a game itself, there's simply nothing of substance in here. That, and if you happen to pick the right options it is easily beatable in two minutes.

Review IAMAWESOMENESS

24 Apr 2015

OH MY GOD

I don't think cow do that, not that I'm saying that they can't.

Review pey6ton

05 Apr 2015

not funny or entertaining

Review MiserablePenguin

18 Mar 2015

It's okay.

Comment ASlightlyExperiencedWriter

19 Feb 2015

Well, this certainly is original. That cow seems straight out of Monster Hunter.

Review carcinoDreamer

25 Jan 2015

AND ALL I COULD THINK IS: "DAMN, THAT IS ONE HELL OF A COW."

Review Gienek

14 Jan 2015

10/10 just great

clockwise

Comment Soldier

22 Dec 2014

Amazing. I had great fun tryng to kill that cow! Great job!

Review ejm29

07 Dec 2014

Im really surprised. This was actually pretty good. Simple yet funny and effective.

Review Renagrade

07 Dec 2014

YES! First 5 star I have given yet! The game was both creative, funny, and clever. I loved that there were multiple ways to do it and that it wasn't too difficult! Keep up the good work, I loved the game!

Review propegasister2000

11 Nov 2014

wow that was... hilarious. i've tried like 10 times to kill the cow but the way you win is very simple. the cow is MUCH smarter than you think P.S. awswer is... wait for it... drumroll plz... the answer is... *drumroll* CLOCKWISE!! (ok its counter clockwise)

Comment awsm

31 Oct 2014

i did it yaaaaaaa

Comment Firelion348

20 Oct 2014

I feel like it should go under comedy.

ps: That iron was a picture of the ebony ingot from skyrim.

Review MrWereWolph

04 Sep 2014

I beat it on my fourth try and I didnt even kill the cow...

Comment lolly0

30 Aug 2014

That was fun ☺ I only passed after I read the spoiler though 😛

Review jackeloperson

15 Aug 2014

-Spoilers-

I wish I could actually defeat the cow. The club should always do the same damage, which means with two arrows and the club you would kill it.

Counter-clockwise.

Review Decoded360

15 Aug 2014

The end was hilarious, and I wonder if any of the "shoot" options works?

Review Voidren

15 Aug 2014

10/11, would play again.

Review Ranique

09 Aug 2014

I won after a couple of goes.

Review Spookdroid

20 Jul 2014

What a silly, fun little game. :)

Review Bonz

02 Jul 2014

A very fun and quick game. Not what I expected, but still very fun!

Review Daisy&sis

02 Jul 2014

Oh wow! My adventure was quite repetitive, honestly, but that was my fault. You see, I was trying to find out which arrows missed, and went bottom to top first. Right when I was about to click the right (or wrong, I still haven't clicked it) shot, I accidentally went to the forging book instead. I was pretty annoyed with myself, and wanted to find all the endings, so I just chose random answers in the hope I died.
(SPOILER AHEAD DON'T READ)

I didn't expect that retreating from the cow with full iron armor to the village would win the game. Honestly, I thought they'd toss my dirty beggar butt out of their shop as soon as I got up there.

You can imagine my surprise when cow sold for only a dollar. ._.

Review Manny_D

02 Jul 2014

Counter Clock-wise :D

Comment Tom C.L.

29 Jun 2014

Congratulations Paper Assasin! The game is now in the home page.

Review Tom C.L.

29 Jun 2014

A really good game

Comment The Arcade

27 Jun 2014

i loved the game i made a comedy game its not that good but there is minor stuff you can do so please play it also great game!

Review The Arcade

27 Jun 2014

wow i did every choice and won on my last choice real fun :D

Review HorseFace

25 May 2014

Very funny! Enjoyed it very much.

Review NoGoodNamesLeft

15 Apr 2014

This is a great game. I don't know what else to put on here, so I like puppies.

Comment the chosen one

13 Mar 2014

luck is never a good thing, you should've done something else. Choosing a Shoot? BOOO

Comment frishyfrish

08 Mar 2014

Brutal cow is an appropriate title... I'll never look at cattle the same way again...

Comment Claire6129

22 Feb 2014

Paper Assassin… Hi! Sup.
So I need some advice. Can you please play "The Perfect World", rate it, and tell me how I should finish it. It's based on "The Giver." I'd really appreciate it if you could tell me what you think, what I should change and what should I do next. Thanks!

Review MZELLYFOO

31 Jan 2014

XD That was just awesome. And I THINK it was counter? Clockwise??? hahaha